I am very proud of the beautiful words from his mother and the practicality of his father. He is lucky to have such wise parents.

This would have been much more special if he had used @tweethearts

This really warms the hea... damnit! NOW THE SNOW IS MELTING. Sochi!

He doesn't compete until February 22. I think it's best he just stay in one location until then. I'm not suggesting the elevator, of course.

Exactly. Russia.

I'm really looking forward to the neon lights and dayglow costumes of the Chernobyl number.

When did Dr. Zhivago come out? And where's the tribute to beets?

You had one job.

I'm trying really hard here to feel bad for them.

I used to work down the hall from Ray. One day I was riding in the elevator with him and I said, "You know, I just found out..." And he had this miserable expression on his face, like 'here we go again.' I finished by telling him that I just found out he had help start the equestrian center that my Girl Scout troop…

I just saw your link after I posted this. I think we simultaneously posted. I am beyond thrilled. He's a very kind, humble, and generous man.

Word on the street is that Ray Guy was finally voted in to the Hall of Fame. Nothing official yet, but a few officials at his former college, Southern Miss, have said they have been informed.

Just because you disagree with a man and find everything about him disgusting (and he is), it doesn't mean it's okay to use the phrase "playing the race card" so casually.

Poor other Rashida Jones. She must live a life full of disappointing people she meets online.

It's bad enough this guy has to go through life wearing a fanny-pack at work. Now you go and break his jaw?

Wick Stanwick. Wick.

You know Ray Guy played baseball too, and since they don't seem to be in a rush to put him in the football hall of fame...

You couldn't have just gone one step further and put UAB below Southern Miss?

I grew up watching Claymation Christmas. When I hear Lou Holtz talking, I just close my eyes and picture that blue triceratops.