You’re killing me Will. Could you at least give them something other than the D?

Have a beer and a whiskey on me, Johnny.

Is Deez Nuts still on the ticket? I’m voting for Deez Nuts.

Unfortunately, city-states tend to not get along with each other very well, and I have a feeling it would devolve more towards outright feudalism than any sort of sane multi-polity landmass.

Seriously, if people follow this you will get free food! You have to be either a millennial or an enormous asshole (or a Trump) but it works.

I had to get through three sentences until the bile stopped rising in my throat, and then I got it. Well played.

IOW, how to appear on BCO.

If you are already married, be cheap, you ain’t getting any anyways.

That is like Flacco-level eliteness there.

You just don’t have a refined enough palate, I guess.

This comes to no surprise to those of us who know that Lemmy, is in fact, God.

I had a kid who wouldn’t eat “bits” - think salsa or soup. She’s now 22 and hates “bits”. Luckily she doesn’t go postal in a restaurant any more.

Pictured: 11 little piggies

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Rockies games are very well attended. I’m intrigued by the possibility that they might have the highest ratio of Attendance:Wins in MLB. I’m going to check on that later.

They’ve already ruined the place. Colorado’s favorite food is “gluten free”, and Drew is dead on about the nonstop hippie douche micro-brewing. Also, despite their reputation as a Progressive Utopia, all the White people apparently fled the public school system, because it’s approximately 100% Black and Hispanic (I…

Did that horse kill it’s creator? Of course it did.

How dare you sir! If I wasn’t so busy gentrifying formerly affordable neighborhoods and pushing all the minotities out to the suburbs, I would write a sternly worded letter to the alt-weekly!

Your coach: Gary Kubiak.

Take your record and your dumb shirt and cut your losses.