The Cubs fans in my facebook feed are already as insufferable as post WS win Cardinal fans.

Aside from the whole nut snapping thing, that’s awesome.

God, I love Jesse Ventura. Sometimes a nutty conspiracy theorist. Usually an awesome dude.

WAIT!

Thanks for making me listen to another DraftShits ad.

She refrigerates your nuts?

Shirt to Sock?

“You can possess a confederate flag without it being racist. You can say the word “fag” without it being homophobic. “

133T!

pleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetrue

A friend of mine went there for 6 wonderful, drunken, stoned years of partying.

You in Philly?

Austria?

Oh. my. god.

um. wow.

this is a good story.

(Actually, I probably won’t. I couldn’t even get tickets...

Free me (from the greys)? PLEEAASSEE?

Shouldn’t have molested Smurfette.

Amongst the Deadspin staffers, who has the hottest mom?