Appears 100% true, down to the Ventura “we won” quote. Excellent.

Is palmfronds elite?

I think so... I had to scroll back up to make sure this was posted today.

That’s an awesome story that I will now google in hopes that it’s 100% true.

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century…

What is the ultimate fruit to punt? My friend suggested a grapefruit since it has a great shape and size to cut through the air, and it is also soft enough not to hurt when you punt it. However, it is still strong enough to not disintegrate on contact. Melons would hurt, while berries would be too small. It would have…

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You missed the best part of the article.

I know the majority of the comments, including mine, in the article about the Raiders painting the 50-yard line gold were variations of the question, “How does a man that rich have hair so bad?”. If we had known the answer was going to be so soul-deadeningly, bone-jellyingly bleak, we would have assured you the…

We had a VCP when I was a child. Couldn’t afford the VCR with its fancy “record” feature.

He doesn’t seem particularly worthy of scorn to me, relative to sports owners in general. I was very surprised to find myself feeling sad as hell for him when I read Keown’s profile.

Please... please... please tell me that is not stripped paint above the window.

I think you’re reading ridicule where there’s actually just bewilderment tinged with pity.

If a sadder block of text has been written in 2015, I will take your word for it.

When I was a freshman at Bowling Green, lots of independent freshmen were placed in on campus fraternity houses as independents, because the Fraternities couldn’t fill their houses with Members. At BG, there were a few “rows” of houses (basically big dorms, separated by service hallways and fire doors, to make 4…

The Jets aren’t scoring 35 points against anyone.

I like to sort let it fall in folds, like pasta. I wipe my butt with tagliatelle, basically.

If you gave Cool Pope 13 carries, he could’ve gotten more than two rushing yards.

My response, externally: “Oh wow, burn.”

Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc.