Before any of you assholes make the case that alcohol can numb the pain, just remember that Johnny already drank all the booze in Cleveland.

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My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

Very disappointed in you, Burneko. I mean, subtle plagiarism is one thing, but lifting your title straight from the Ford Field home locker room walls?

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

Kristen McQueary writes for the Chicago Tribune. Barack Hussein Obama is from Chicago (or is he?). Global warming causes hurricanes, and we all know that global warming was created by liberals who hate business. I think it’s time we ask the question: Is Hurricane Katrina Obama’s Katrina?

I grew up on the coast of mississippi and live in New Orleans now. Lost everything i owned and Katrina and moved back as soon as i graduated college. New Orleans is still in bad shape. Crime is through the roof there have been 6-7 rapes of women under the age of 16 in the past week. One night a week or two ago there…

“Typical Deadspin liberal bias. We need more forward thinkers like this young woman.”

Bryan’s story reminds me of the time when I scored my first double digit (ok, ok, first double field goal) game in elementary school. I was so excited and I came home and told everyone, because fuck if my family would come out on a weekend to watch their nerdy kid play sports and you know, make friends or build…