I’m so sick and tired of all this jingoistic bullshit worship of the military.

ick.

Try having a kid who will only eat noodles.

I always knew Julia Child was eeeeeeeeevil.

Will you two gentlefolk please continue your lighthearted banter for us plebes?

Can’t wait to send this link to my mom, who loves her some tacos. And insists to this day that Carl’s Jr. sells them.

It must have involved a dare or bet of some sort.

hahaha.

I’d love to give Jay Cutler to the Bengals. We’ll give him to you for free. You can keep Dalton.

Yeah, Daniel-san is pretty much a dickhole.

Just proves that he’s a stupid mother f’er.

What a stupid motherfucker. I would think it’s a sign that you should quit playing football after you’ve had 3 neck surgeries and you don’t have feeling in your fingertips. What, does he want to lose feeling in his legs? Arms?

My friends want me to run for mayor, too.

which is, itself, an old joke.

Dude’s a fucking savant.

Tom,

I used to know old Beez. She’s a great old gal.

Does Mr or Ms Nutz have a campaign website? How do I donate to Mr/Ms Nutz campaign?

wow. The Bills haven’t been to the playoffs since 1999.

that’s a mild take.