Future news:
Cleveland browns sign Deer from Facebook video to play middle line backer.

Oh, dear. No... I mean dear. No! I mean DEAR!!! Ah, forget it. I hate my phone.

“See?! Some of my favorite photo opportunities are with black people!”

A career backup, McCown fell to his death after the picture was taken.

No one cares about your fantasy football team.

It’s the end that brings it home.

Shit, I miss the good old days when I jerked off to a Hustler I kept hidden in the bottom of my sock drawer. Only person I had to worry about finding out was my mom.

Some of my best friends are pornbots. I thought this was a place of tolerance *zips up zipper*. I bid you good day

And so the bigotry and hatred continues, tearing apart our country..

Not gonna lie: I home office and immediately walked to the kitchen and poured myself a glass of rum.

The gif that keeps on giffing

“Take off my Cubs hat before you jinx the band and they break up.”

Sitting during the national anthem requires no apology to the military or veterans.

to be fair, he wouldn’t have let them finish telling him he won

We’ve accidentally lost more than you can imagine. We’re an “As Seen on TV” franchise; works great a lot of the time, but ends up putting broken glass in your lemonade when you least expect it.

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING, IT’S OVER

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.