iamspartachris
iamspartachris
iamspartachris

Oh you sweet summer child.

They’re also an aging six-piece psychedelic band from Iowa City.

What good happened in 2016? I got Leo’s Oscar. The Cubs. And “Damn, Daniel!”

“The pathetic doofus eventually left without anything to show for his heist except for a few dildo-shaped bruises”


Damn TIPS jar is really confusing!

“Colon Coming For That Throne.”

May I submit for your consideration, the Cleveland Zone.

It’s the thought that counts. You are a true hero.

You’ve changed.

I do believe that’s the Ameri-Do-Te Hurticane!

“Macho Man Randy Savage with a RAP ALBUM. #ohno #lockhimup”

“Very tragic. He’s good people. The Rock, on the other hand. No respect for authority. Says ‘it doesn’t matter.’ Sad!”

“Anyone?”

Also they’re not very good.

Well you spend 11 years behind another man’s ass....

Chinchillas.

Excellent. Really, any abstract liner should add to the mental game.

Nah, size your opponent up, square yourself, then drop your pants around your ankles. It completely shocks the air and that person will recoil in horror and disgust.