ESPN: Millennials want some youth and diversity to go with all of their hipping and hopping.

Come on. Not this one. Not now.

Are you really that oblivious to sarcasm or are you just trolling?

As a dedicated metal head since 1980 I salute this. \m/ \m/

This may be off-topic, but what’s really funny are Grand Masters like Carlsen and Karjakin acting like it’s so stressful to sit in a chair and move Chess pieces on a modified checkerboard during the “World Championship”. They get to sit down the whole time!

I guess now he knows how Leann Durham felt when he decided she was the wrong body type for him to male gaze at her at a fancy party that one time or w/e she was upset about.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

OMG they have MY LITTLE PONY and HELLO KITTY stripper shoes?!? Where was Etsy when I was dancing?

Only the finest Christmas Shoes for when I meet Jesús tonight.

Had a roommate whose boyfriend got really excited for Christmas season because that was the only time that she brought her sexy Santa costume out. So yes, people wear them, and yes, people tell their girlfriend’s roommates all about it while the roommate is just trying to watch Food Network holiday specials.

please be friends w me

Someone gave me one of these as a gag gift. I gave her a wind up fish dildo that swims towards your vag in the bath.

Uggs duh

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

But what shoes would I wear with this?

Behold the Trump white house uniform for female employees, except in red white and blue, (and gold.)

Right. I sort of don’t like casting Trump supporters as naive. You had to be willfully ignorant to not get the agenda Trump and Co. were pushing. You had to cling to your stupidity with tenacity, basically putting your hands over your ears and screaming “nah nah nah, I can’t hear you” while the rest of us desperately…