The cheerleader was then fired for interacting with a player.

Look, man. Know when to walk away from the game. Hang it up. This is your MJ getting his 6th ring.

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Barf Mitzvah

Agreed. Leave it to 2016 for the best thing of year to happen in Detroit.

Wow, it’s like I was there. Who needs this pricey VR system and the still-pricier “Intermissions at Easily Forgotten Hockey Games” software. Not me, that’s who.

This might actually be the best thing, of any kind, I have seen this year.

Not in the face, I reckon.

Hmmmmm, wonder if Rule 34 already existed for this dildo shaped bruise incident, or if it has inspired something new to come about in it’s name.....

Will you give it up already

“Dildo-shaped bruises” are a new product line at the local tattoo parlor.

I like this comment.

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

Rawls? Rawrles? Rawels? Wralls? Eh I give up

The Jets? Seattle beat them in Week 4.

That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.

I’m not falling for this shit again. Let me guess, a kid died in his paws

Typical slipshod police work failing to report all the facts.

No, Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video #2 specifically states, “We’re Not Detroit!”

No my friend, the Brownsiest thing possible is that they win against the Bills and Chargers and end up dropping from the #1 draft pick to the #4 draft pick which they then trade it, their 2nd round, Terrelle Pryor and their next three first round picks to the Cowboys for Tony Romo who immediately injures his back in…