It’s still too close to the election for me to be mature so this makes me laugh too.

I’m stone cold sober and this makes me ecstatic.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Jesus, he isn’t even in the chair yet and he is already threatening people.

I’m literally afraid for my mother. She’s wearing like three safety pins, and I was all right with one, but she’s like really drawing attention to herself. She has not been this nervous since she lived through the Detroit riots as a little girl and worried that white people were going to retaliate against her at the…

Honest to god there are a lot of scared people out there. The majority really. I’m one of them. This man literally is a word salad of what ever comes into his sick and decaying brain. Really our world is borked. This can’t wait four years, this can’t wait two years to midterms. But I just don’t know what to do. …

I’m not American, have never lived in the U.S. and clearly have a far better sense of how the American government works than the person who is now in charge of it. We live in a very strange world.

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

To be fair, it is difficult for Chris Christie to stand for long periods of time.

I look forward to the backlash against him about how he is against veterans and the armed forces, despite his clarification on why he is sitting.

he will continue to sit for as long as Trump is president.

#orangelivesdontmatter.

I like this response, but I think it might be better communicated in Trumpese:

Mylifeisgood is a troll. Please dismiss him from your thread. Just doing my part to keep the comments asshole free.

Create a spreadsheet. Rows are years, and you start with Row 2 in 2008. Columns are how much money you made/make before (B) and after (C) taxes. Track it until 2020. Get back to me.

Remember school starts early tomorrow. You shouldn’t be up this late.

Don’t you call me a bitch. This pussy grabs back.

My best friends have posited a theory. When you get elected president, one of the first things that happens is you get a visit from “Charlie,” this deep undercover operative who has ALL the horrible news about what’s really going on. “Charlie” takes the POTUS-elect into a little room and tells POTUS all the horrible…

Is it me or is his pumpkin face starting to collapse? He looks like he’s aged a decade in the past week. And on Donald Trump, that look is bigly ungood.