Well, nobody’s Burfict.

Ah man sorry TOG

Milkshakes.

But then they’d just be sitting down again! Fiddlesticks!

“that generally operated as small, autonomous units for maximum getaway speed and stealth.”

“I bet he keeps a little McCarthy doll under his bed and does a Cartman voice for it while slamming it against the wall.”

The Chargers are that guy whose idea it is to get a pizza, but he doesn’t chip in

“I had sex while wearing a Power Glove not that long ago.”

Hey it was White Sox zubaz promotional night, what do you expect.

That’s funny , my folks were at the game tonight, and th- OH GOD MOM NO

It’s like being a passenger on an airliner with some sadistic pilot who goes through turbulence just to fuck with you. This team actively, violently hates me.

Please. Look at the way that car is dressed, throwing its hood back and flashing its headlamps.

In the Texans WYTS, it’s Dave Magary

I actually switched over from my Hoover Air to Chicago Bears/White Sox fandom, it sucks up way harder.

I actually switched over from my Hoover Air to Chicago Bears/White Sox fandom, it sucks up way harder.

Every time I just go through the teams, the Titans are the very last team I remember. Every. Single. Time.

To be mentioned in the same sentence as ZM made my life.

This team suffered defeat at the hands of Boxcar Jimmy and the 49ers Amazing Travelling Circus.

Whoa, what’s going on in this picture? Did Fitz make a bet with Cromartie?

“Whatever." - Jay Cutler