And the White Sox just lost their guy from the Cards.

As a Bears fan, I can report to our Olympians that you can swim in shit much longer than one would think.

Patches McSpaghetti-O.

Nah let's do this. Slow and painful, just like the 2015 season.

Cargo PANTS are still OK, right? (I'm never changing. Everyone younger than me wears salmon red tight shorts. These people suck.)

Nope, they're going to have to change that too. "Gulls" developed in some circles as a derogatory word after the Bird Wars of 1951. They attacked my father's village.

They attacked my father’s village.

He means the Lions?

Browns gonna Brown.

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Why Your Team Sucks - Jellyfish

Supreme Leader Jones: Leave the base at once, and come to me with Kylo Ezekiel. It is time... to complete his training.

Your dad wore leggings and a crop top?

Browns gonna brown.

It's Travis Football now everyone, take note and update!

“a 15-year-old Canadian student says he’s discovered a forgotten Maya city”

Makes more sense than the Subzero kick, where one pretends to slip on a patch of ice before the scoring boot

“lol”