I love this tweet that was posted today.

Gee, Lena, did it ever occur to you he didn’t speak with you because he felt your insufferability in WAVES? You were so certain he was ignoring you because you weren’t his type. Maybe he was ignoring you because your vibe was basically to blame him for not talking to you.

Schumer is at the Dane Cook level of overexposed.

The thought of Anthony Wiener sending me a dick pic makes my lady parts drier than a prune (not one of those quasi-moist ones either, like those really dry, chewy ones that are completely flavorless.) Groce. Excuse me, I have to go vomit now. But before I go... I did find his theme song, among YT’s endless cache of…

I say this with the sobriety of a 28-year-old gay man with a small to average dick who is actively getting over his emotional insecurities:

I say this every time, but the picture that broke the scandal wasn’t just a little harmless sexting. He sent an unsolicited dick pic to a college student who tweeted him to talk about politics and who was none too happy to find herself thrust into the national spotlight because Weiner turned out to be a sleaze.

When I read the earlier story about Weiner’s latest grossness, I hoped for two things to come out of this mess:

HA very curious timing. Huma Abedin divorces her husband at the same time ISIS exists? very curious. someone should look into that. a lot of people are talking about Huma Abedin and ISIS and Weiner. i have been talking about Weiner for years, and now ISIS and Huma Abedin? something is going on here. im sure someone…

Is this a Virgo thing?! I feel like I’m this way about 15% of the time. The other 85% I want to eat Hot Cheetos and read Jez.

Not to be rude but it's not an uncommon thing in black households so all of this OMG-ing about it is coming off weird.

Curmudgeons of the world unite!

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Thank you Jezebel for reporting on this. As I black woman I understand the importance of the slave rebellion story being told but I find the rape case and the details around it disturbing. Mr. Parker gave an interview where he stated he was cleared but never said he did not commit the crime. I also am alarmed that he…

I think it’s because we know how hard they have to work for this, the physical and mental fortitude required, and if it comes across like they don’t enjoy it....the mom side of me is like, “let’s order pizza! Don’t do this if it sucks for you. Wanna go to the craft store?” But I also agree with everyone else: we don't…

And no pizza. No pizza?! [screams] NO PIZZA?!

An Italian forced to eat a strictly vegan diet: I believe this was mentioned as a 9th Circle punishment in Dante’s Inferno.