I call it “magazine skin”. Looks like it’s airbrushed but it’s just natural glowiness! Would consider selling my soul for skin like that.

This is brilliant!

Luckily those look like palm trees in the background...not many of those in Cleveland! Good thing because I couldn’t handle The Fonz being mixed up in that mess either.

I can relate to your struggles with depression (especially the motivation part) and just want to send you a hug. At the worst moments I try to remind myself that love always wins. It’s like a secret weapon. And Paris is the city of love so...maybe they are on to something.

Ugh, fuck Kelsey Grammar. Such a pig. It’s a testament to David Hyde Pierce’s talent that I can watch Frasier without throwing up. His amazingness cancels out a fair portion of Grammar’s creepiness. As I read in a Jezebel comment a while back- when will we get The Niles and Daphne Years? 100% would watch and cherish…

You mean, you can wear stripper clothes when you’re not stripping?

How do you think girls with small boobs have felt for eternity? Suck it up.

Starred for the funky tunes, but also because yeesh she’ll say anything

tears, literally

I think now we’re discussing the guest list for the best dinner party ever?

kittenish!!!

“Adonis...in Space!,” “Beefcake From the Year 3000,” “The Grade A Man Meat of Tomorrow”...all of these would have worked but this jamoke chose “future man.”

Ew, who says “impregnated”

2012 Corvette, nice touch.

Melissa McCarthy would probably make him spontaneously combust. Which would be great!

Poor penis is right, but you know what they say- don’t sweat the small stuff!

BAM. That’s exactly where he got it. Right-clicked on “piercing” to get some of that sweet, sweet thesaurus action.

Are your eyes fans of Miles Davis? Maybe they’re just Kind of Blue...

OW! Your eyes are HURTING me! Why are they so painful?! *sobs*