Who wants to have a Rich Cohen-style go at the man himself? What inanimate object would you compare him to?

Thank you for the belly laugh, this is PERFECT.

Very, very excellent point.

Wow, these guys are not only guy-churningly creepy, but terrible writers who come off as really desperate, pathetic losers. News flash: Here’s what the majority of womankind thinks of your “writing”:

I would watch this show.

That's the most German thing I've ever heard of.

The qualities that make him an empathetic and rational thinker are probably the same ones that prevent him from being the kind of guy who would go-off on these issues publicly. Stinks!

Why is it that a job with so much responsibility (apparently enough to warrant ending a life) has so little accountability? I just don’t understand this. I mean, the answer is racism. But yeah. What the fuck?

Can you please put this in skywriting over all 50 states? Thank you.

Good to know those Newark Cops have been working so hard to keep the community safe. I’m sure there’s no better use of their time than sitting on their fat asses eating take-out in the patrol car, just waiting to ruin some guy’s evening jog. For the officers of color who realize how toxic and lazy and racist it is to…

Errant Penis- band name?

OMG her facial expression in the marshmallow one. I am falling in love.

Love those yellow shoes with the blue dress! Everyone else looks zzzzzzzz....

Ouch, nice one! Now they’re gonna need a burn unit!

Opera? I think that might literally be it. Bring on the Wagner! Eurghh...

Well, you are a badass.

Lemon poppyseed from Dough is my JAM.

What a hot take.

UGH

JUNGLEPUSSY FOREVER AND EVER!!!! I fucking LOVE that woman.