Seriously on the level of “Still Rock n’ Roll To Me” (shudder...).

I wasn’t talking about this cookbook specifically, just her general persona. Which...was pretty obvious.

They always seem to leave out the part where they’re paying mad bank for the most elite A-List personal trainers. That’s what gets me. Like...it’s cool you’re not ashamed of eating, famous swimsuit model, but obsessing over food in general isn’t healthy and pretending like your metabolism is made of magic isn’t…

True story- I used to work at the J Crew in Columbus Circle and one time Amy Adams came in with her husband. They were both very nice and normal.

Who would be mean to Lily Tomlin??!!

Are you kidding me?? This is gold. THAT’S how you know you’re an asshole.

Between this and the whole Zoe Saldana as Nina Simone travesty, I have reached new levels of smh-ing.

You don’t deserve your Kinja name. The Simpsons is too good for you.

Sickening truth.

Thank for for jogging the fuck outta my memory!! What a great moment.

I’ve never heard of this movie and I am ashamed of myself. But at least I know what I’m doing after work tonight...

Photo of the day, of the week, of the YEAR! Excuse me while I right click and save.

Yes! Go Mad Max! Leo is such a shlanger anyway.

I thank you for your service, this is actually very interesting!

Skippy Entitlement would be a great burner name...

“cartoonishly pathetic little man” <3333333

Hardcover editions only, please!

And don’t forget the start of the whole shebang: his smug moment of realization that he should share his groundbreaking feelings with the world.

This makes so much sense.

I feel like it happened so fast.