She’s stunning!

WOW. Kasploosh!

Just read this whole comment in Bill Belichick’s voice.

Liz Lemon: How do you know I’m not rich?

My blood hurts!!! Gold.

Agreed. How does she manage to keep such a distinctive signature sound and still make fresh-sounding tunes? It’s really something else.

Fuck YAAAASSS!!! This is fantastic. Minimal and complex at the same time. She’s always been ahead of her time!

This is hilarious.

“To be fair, I didn’t necessarily expect a show created by two men and starring a man to put a lot of time into flipping the script; perhaps it’s just becoming difficult for me to watch a bunch of men onscreen talking to other men for 30 minutes.”

So excited for a new Fast Food Smackdown. Haven’t even read it yet. Just had to voice my excitem-AHHH YAYYY

Are you actually Henry Killinger? I can’t help but read this comment in his voice and it’s perfect.

Gimmie 5 bees for a quarter, they’d say!

This was a great read- I used to be a paralegal and had no idea so much went into creating transcripts. Thanks for protecting the record! (I love that phrase...could be a rap album or something..)

This is all I need to know. Thanks, Lifehacker!

To be fair, if I had known when I was little that “Pikachu dance instructor” was a job, I definitely would have gone down that career path.

This “fake question and answer” style of writing is the absolute worst. Makes what should be an interesting article into something unreadable. Boo!

I’ll take it!

Are you kidding about the Woobie thing?! My childhood blanket is my Woobie, and I named it when I could barely talk! This must mean I’m destined to be a submariner.

Thank you, I love these posts! I may never make it onto a submarine, but at least I can use the lingo.

Mmm...call me!