THE MOUTH PART OF YOUR FACE, COLIN
Seconded, because I’m from the US portion of North America and this is not a thing here. It has to be Canada’s fault, because what the righteous fuck - was Justin Bieber not enough, you rotten bastards? Read more
I’ll be at Wonkette next week too, and for the first time since Jezebel fucking started (Seriously. I remember the first day.) I will not be here. Bye Gawker! You made a big mistake.
I too have packed my wagon and I wish to join your caravan. Just in case I get lost in the snowy mountains I’ll have a food source...er, I mean friend.
Never caulk the wagon. Always the wrong call.
That’s the nicest thing anyone on the internet has ever said to me.
Just don’t die of dysentery on the way.
I’m loading up the covered wagon, getting the oxen ready, and making the move to Wonkette.
Awww, one last Pinkham’s Law. Thanks for coming.
Yes. A work visa, like a student or tourist visa, only allows you to stay in the U.S. for a certain period of time (although a work visa can be a stepping stone to lawful permanent residency and then citizenship). A green card is only issued to someone who has been granted the status of a lawful permanent resident of… Read more
Based on this comment, I’m going to assume you’re missing a whole lot of somethings.
I’d actually like to go back to Guacamole whenever possible, it’s delicious there.
Does pushing children off their bikes count as scaring them? Because otherwise, I don’t know how I’m supposed to have any fun at all.
Not since the end of the war between the Sand Castle and the Lego Fort. Many bothans died defending the Lego Fort.
Our world was posited upon the very fact that we could decide. These young girls were raped and impregnated without choice.