RANCH DRESSING IN THE FUCKING ICED TEA COLIN.

THE MOUTH PART OF YOUR FACE, COLIN

Seconded, because I’m from the US portion of North America and this is not a thing here. It has to be Canada’s fault, because what the righteous fuck - was Justin Bieber not enough, you rotten bastards?

I’ll be at Wonkette next week too, and for the first time since Jezebel fucking started (Seriously. I remember the first day.) I will not be here. Bye Gawker! You made a big mistake.

I too have packed my wagon and I wish to join your caravan. Just in case I get lost in the snowy mountains I’ll have a food source...er, I mean friend.

Never caulk the wagon. Always the wrong call.

That’s the nicest thing anyone on the internet has ever said to me.

Just don’t die of dysentery on the way.

^

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

I’m loading up the covered wagon, getting the oxen ready, and making the move to Wonkette.

Awww, one last Pinkham’s Law. Thanks for coming.

Yes. A work visa, like a student or tourist visa, only allows you to stay in the U.S. for a certain period of time (although a work visa can be a stepping stone to lawful permanent residency and then citizenship). A green card is only issued to someone who has been granted the status of a lawful permanent resident of…

Based on this comment, I’m going to assume you’re missing a whole lot of somethings.

I’d actually like to go back to Guacamole whenever possible, it’s delicious there.

Us: On Earth, or traveling through its surrounding space.

Not since the end of the war between the Sand Castle and the Lego Fort. Many bothans died defending the Lego Fort.

I think you mak a lot of good points. I do, however, think that including info about her partying with parents is relavent to the story. I have sent kids through two different daycares & it is bananas that an administrator would open the facility on a weekend to accomodate a bunch of parents getting tanked with the…

Their government does not believe rape is an epidemic. Here’s more of that quote from Moijueh Kaikai -

Our world was posited upon the very fact that we could decide. These young girls were raped and impregnated without choice.