I like the commentariat over there. Very smart, well versed. They don’t brook no idjits (which is why I’m on probation).

Yeah, it’s just you.

Plus, Pinkham’s Law over there....hoo boy....

We’re waiting for you over there with a nice warm cauldron...er, a monogrammed thermos of crunchy red pork wine...

Come on in! The water’s fine!

This guy’s sleeping sound tonight...

I HAVE BEEN TO THE PROMISED LAND AND IT IS GOOD.

Gawd, you should feel my skin after I get back. Amazing.

Ha ha. io9 will now be a sublog of gizmodo.

That’s a dumb idea. You must be a woman. Now go make me a sammich and stop tormenting me with your 8-year-old wiles, you slattern.

Kinda makes ya wonder how many slutty 3rd-grade prostitutes Moijueh Kaikai and Sylvester Meheux have been victimized by (in the last month, natch). Won’t someone think of the menz?

Ooh. Got a Kalob in...um...

I wouldn’t have made it past the brochure in the lobby, if it was written by her. For 18K tuition, the principal better know how to fucking SPELL.

Their mother’s. Their third grade gym teacher’s. Their yoga teacher’s.

I’m sorry, but could you explain? I don’t get it.

Or pooping. Or pooping vomit. Vomiting poop?

WITNESS

And my prostate massager. But I need him back for the 2 o’clock show.

So many stars...

We just spent a week watching bullying videos where peers are supposed to stand up for each other against bullies. She was just demonstrating that she had actually been paying attention.