But he has such a bright future in front of him!

That same site says that 22 of his collegues are asking for his dismissal.

Yup. Matt 6:2. But what do I know. I’m an atheist in the percussion section.

There are many sodium salts that contribute to our “salt” intake. Sodium nitrite, sodium erythorbate, sodium phosphate, sodium pentothal...

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a steak knife is a good guy with a steak knife.

Needs moar stars.

Because the gun lobby has done an effective job at telling most Americans that they need guns to protect themselves from “bad guys” and “tyranny”.

Violet Beauregard’s?

Nymph, dark chocolate almond milk is ALL my sins remember’d...

Was gonna say, if you can identify on which page of which style guide that particular item exists, I will eat my delicious, well-worn, and thoroughly unwholesome Chicago Manual.

He probably just got his locker properly encrypted...kid like him isn’t going to have the standard combo lock...

“This was unexpected.”
“Certainly was. I’m thrown right now.”

It’s called “Herr Ubertrout’s,” und der tomate ist verboten, jawohl...

WITNESS.

You’re not praying for a cure, or to be healed of the cancer. You’re supposed to be praying for the wisdom and patience to deal with what you’ve been given. “The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.” When Jesus was on the cross praying “take this cup away from me,” it was pretty moot, as he should have been asking…

If you look at the plate, the food is all eaten, except for the peppers, anyway.

South America, to be precise. Also, pepper is a fruit harvested off a vine in India.

They do make pjs that supposedly wick away the moisture, but I haven’t tried them. I dress in layers during the day (in the winter), then strip down when necessary. My sister says she wants to try hormone replacement, but I just walk around like a damp stinky slob.

I’m sorry. Happened to me three times this summer. I got nothing except this:

It’s gonna be great! Even better, the DB guys I know work from home! You might have to start out working in the office, but once you have enough experience (and knowledge about the product), you can set up to work from home.