Oh, you’re completely right. I’m just being a crab ass. Too much bad news in the last couple weeks. Really no excuse for being a jerk. I should do like Thumper’s dad says.

Yeah, I know.

This is a quantitative versus qualitative argument. More (starch) is not necessarily better. It’s just a cheaper way to fill your belly.

What is with all these men wanting to come over? Don’t they get it? We make 77 cents on the dollar. We get the majority of the housework and childcare in a two parent household. We get passed over, hit glass ceilings, and have our asses grabbed. Our scientific contributions are not recognized. We don’t have autonomy…

She is dalit. Her virginity isn’t worth anything. She isn’t worth anything. This caste shit has been happening for centuries. It’s just getting attention now because of the internet. If you try to do anything, you get pushback because “we’ve been doing it this way for centuries, and who are you to interfere with our…

Ah, I see Dash has perfected the “I-fits-perfectly-in-this-box” trick, which always brings standing ovations at our house.

Ah, shit. Was anyone taking bets on this one?

Brings up images of Wes Bentley’s mom in “American Beauty.”

Was the name on his cup roosh?

Plus, they’re shellfish.

No. 1: the larch.

It’s like that starfish story. Even if it’s only one, you’re still making a difference. In a world where most people only care about themselves, it’s a mighty fine thing you’re doing.

I’m sorry.

Maybe he’s fighting those sausages, like the kind they serve on Maxwell st.

hey, you can hang with us AARP card holders.

Can someone help me figure out the difference between a doucheyawl and a doucheketch?

Okay, I’m done here.

Hey! Didn’t they do a movie where Bubba gets Saturday detention, and there’s a Sphynx, a Norwegian, a tom, and a feral all trying to escape from Principal Moon Moon?

“.....find the abscissa using point intercept formula fuhhhhhhhhhhhhk.....”

Of course you’re not gonna find anything about it. Unless it affected men. Then it was a problem.