Not discounting the paranormal, but bears can open car doors and are known to get up on their hind legs and push on a car to get in. They look big and clumsy but can be surprisingly nimble with their paws. IDK if there are bears where this happened, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

My mother has a story similar to the Craigslist one. She got a phone call from someone who claimed to be doing a survey. I remember her getting the call—I was around 7 or 8 at the time, and my sister was 5 or 6. She started talking to this person, answering questions. But as she was talking to him, she got more and…

#DeathGoals

I'm at a ghost supper right now. This seems to fit.

What kind of loser ghost haunts an apartment that is only 350 sq ft? When I’m a ghost I’m haunting a big ass mansion or not at all.

Teacher here. Common Core and current education reform is really an endgame to privitize the US Education system (Just like they did with prisons) and dismantle local control. Hedge funds and charter schools have a STRONG link.

I feel like I’m fighting an uphill battle every day.

From what I’ve gleaned, she was charged for standing up for the girl who’d just been assaulted. I don’t know how people expect teens to react when they just watch an adult assault one of their peers, but pressing charges? Like, come the fuck on.

School to prison pipeline. It’s a thing for black and brown kids. I don’t know if it’s also connected to privatized prisons or why it’s gotten to this point (yes, racism, obvs), but this is it in action.

Both the teacher and the school administrator who were in the room, as well as one of the students who filmed the altercation were interviewed by the police and said that they believed Fields “acted appropriately, and that he didn’t use excessive force and he did what was necessary,” Lott said.

I would try and scam a burger just for the experience. My future grandchildren deserve quality tales, and I like a good quality burger.

A bottle of Mad Dog is way more than that.

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

“Boneless”? What the hell kind of bone do you find in a pork rectum?
DON’T ANSWER THAT!

We had one like that. (We had to put him on a diet, but it was only to get him down to 25 pounds from 28.) He was part Maine Coon, and also, I think, part Buick.

Oh come on, all he did was to use his power to abuse his position of trust by taking advantage of the vulnerable. Next stop: CEO.

That and “Let me educate you.” Both those phrases basically push the MURDER EVERYONE button in my lizard brain.

Yeah I live and work in the hub of Asian birth tourism and that’s absolutely what was happening here. I respect that the reporting is trying to respect the privacy of the mom and baby, but there is absolutely no mention of that baby being quite premature or the Doc mentioning that there were any complications or…

It’s one of the world’s great ironies that a woman in the military is more likely to be raped by her commander than an enemy combatant. And it’s funny, in the blackest, most twisted gallows-humor sense of the word “funny”, that a lot of people hear about this, scratch their hollow pates, node sagely and say: “Well,…