Pick up the nearest bottle of ketchup. Second ingredient: sugar. There’s your magic.

Also, the “let’s divide up into these 5 limited and stereotypical groups and then spend the rest of the time trying to mack on the popular and cute but angsty boy” gimmick.

Oh, you bastages. You made me dig up my burner key just so I could star you.

He probably just got his locker properly encrypted...kid like him isn’t going to have the standard combo lock...

“This was unexpected.”
“Certainly was. I’m thrown right now.”

It’s called “Herr Ubertrout’s,” und der tomate ist verboten, jawohl...

WITNESS.

You’re not praying for a cure, or to be healed of the cancer. You’re supposed to be praying for the wisdom and patience to deal with what you’ve been given. “The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away.” When Jesus was on the cross praying “take this cup away from me,” it was pretty moot, as he should have been asking…

That’s unfortunate. I’m thrown right now.

This one’s older. And farther away.

If you look at the plate, the food is all eaten, except for the peppers, anyway.

South America, to be precise. Also, pepper is a fruit harvested off a vine in India.

They do make pjs that supposedly wick away the moisture, but I haven’t tried them. I dress in layers during the day (in the winter), then strip down when necessary. My sister says she wants to try hormone replacement, but I just walk around like a damp stinky slob.

I’m sorry. Happened to me three times this summer. I got nothing except this:

It’s gonna be great! Even better, the DB guys I know work from home! You might have to start out working in the office, but once you have enough experience (and knowledge about the product), you can set up to work from home.

Oh, you’re completely right. I’m just being a crab ass. Too much bad news in the last couple weeks. Really no excuse for being a jerk. I should do like Thumper’s dad says.

Yeah, I know.

This is a quantitative versus qualitative argument. More (starch) is not necessarily better. It’s just a cheaper way to fill your belly.

What is with all these men wanting to come over? Don’t they get it? We make 77 cents on the dollar. We get the majority of the housework and childcare in a two parent household. We get passed over, hit glass ceilings, and have our asses grabbed. Our scientific contributions are not recognized. We don’t have autonomy…

She is dalit. Her virginity isn’t worth anything. She isn’t worth anything. This caste shit has been happening for centuries. It’s just getting attention now because of the internet. If you try to do anything, you get pushback because “we’ve been doing it this way for centuries, and who are you to interfere with our…