Ah, I see Dash has perfected the “I-fits-perfectly-in-this-box” trick, which always brings standing ovations at our house.

Ah, shit. Was anyone taking bets on this one?

Brings up images of Wes Bentley’s mom in “American Beauty.”

Was the name on his cup roosh?

Plus, they’re shellfish.

No. 1: the larch.

It’s like that starfish story. Even if it’s only one, you’re still making a difference. In a world where most people only care about themselves, it’s a mighty fine thing you’re doing.

I’m sorry.

Maybe he’s fighting those sausages, like the kind they serve on Maxwell st.

hey, you can hang with us AARP card holders.

Can someone help me figure out the difference between a doucheyawl and a doucheketch?

Okay, I’m done here.

Hey! Didn’t they do a movie where Bubba gets Saturday detention, and there’s a Sphynx, a Norwegian, a tom, and a feral all trying to escape from Principal Moon Moon?

“.....find the abscissa using point intercept formula fuhhhhhhhhhhhhk.....”

Of course you’re not gonna find anything about it. Unless it affected men. Then it was a problem.

Thank you!

I just got a scrip for phenazopyridine a week ago (I’m in the US). I also did a search online and it looks like it’s marketed as Azo Standard and Cystex (otc) here in the US.

being able to own nice underwear because you dont bleed blood is really nice.

the vaginal suppository UTI vaccine we’ve been promised for years

And don’t forget La Chancla.