Add three more if you have a rolled up newspaper or a flyswatter.

So glad you didn’t have a kid with that loser. ugh.

No no, I’m totally agreeing with you. I’m just bitter. Sorry.

Because when you grow up, every day is Dodgeball day, and every now and again, listening to the gym teacher can prevent you from getting smashed in the face. But not usually.

So when a woman gets doxxed by some loser she rejected it’s no big, but when a guy gets doxxed (by a site he paid admission to) we’re scrambling to protect his moronic ass?

Does the Ukaine have a boatload of Octomom fertility docs who, when presented with sufficient cash, implant you with a metric shitton of zygotes, no questions asked (lady, you’re 65. Your pelvic floor is in NO condition to be doing this, but whatever)?

Only a massive PR crisis prompts any sort of legitimate response.

J.H.C. What happened?

Hey, Mary was only 12 when she got beaned by the Holy Spook.

Ha ha ha ha NO. What you think doesn’t count. Especially since you make sense.

Yeah, that was me.

Wuuuuuuuut? Are you suggesting that a parent should actually invest their own precious time in learning how to be an effective and responsible parent, thus enabling appropriate behavior?

BUT IT WORKED, DIDN’T IT?

Being a biology major at the time, I greeted this feeling with skepticism and rational explanations. I checked my pulse for signs of nervousness and wondered what could cause such a sensation. Shortness of breath is a common symptom that can mean very little or may signal the onslaught of a fatal stroke.

Gonna write up some new kiddie books. “The Velveteen Teratoma.”

This.

This isn’t about fighting over food. It’s about trade secrets and how the US govt. is protecting big Ag like Monsanto. Need a more accurate title.

I prefer Sunset Sarsparilla.

TL;still didn’t see who died. Did someone die or not?