In other words, growing up to be JUST LIKE YOU. Or not, anymore.

“Use the system...use the system...use the system...”

It was the Space Bubble Comedy Jam Show (about 8:58).

Marissa Alexander.

I, um, have a friend who works as an escort. He was hired for a bachelorette party that included the wedding party, the bride, and the mother of the bride. And yes, he did service them—all in front of each other.

I wish we had some kind of halfway house system for the mentally ill

because they’re afraid that if they don’t they’ll be raped and murdered by gay homeless nazi commie terrorist drug addicts

Enjoy.

You see two adolescents with underdeveloped prefrontal cortices, one with an aggressive dopamine overflow. The judge sees two spots cleared on the docket. The corporate prison system sees two potential cash cows.

I couldn’t get past how out of regs Brendan Gleeson’s hair was. Wasn’t he like a 4-star?

Piggy in Lord of the Flies? He was cymbalic, right?

nacho cheese.

I suspect that the Earth’s magnetic field may be powered by ocean currents

That, sir, is a cane frog.

Looking the other way? I’m busy trying to prove autism causes vaccinations.

Not a household name, like Dr. Phil, or Dr. Oz, or Dr. Jenny McCarthy, and definitely not as well paid....sigh.

They do that, you know. Easy access.

Can anyone explain on what technicality he was let off so lightly? I mean, only having to register for 5 years?

I don’t want to live longer. I want to live better.