Pale kids (preferably ALL kids) should wear UV protective clothing and swim shirts.

to help pull of a heist

“Where are you going dressed like that?”
“Taking out the trash.”
“But the windchill factor is -90!”
“I gotta lose a few pounds.”

He paid out a settlement for sexual harrassment in 2009 (post above by cunning69linguist). So yeah, he’s been “hunting” for a while. Your copays probably funded that, too.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendly…

Here’s some stars. All for you.

For sport? How about paid administrative leave? #getmoneybitch

Yeah, we got a troll in the dungeon. Dismiss.

African lions face the threat of extinction by the year 2050

A galaxy of stars for your dad. I bet he’s all c-walkin’ in his ‘chair, too.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Yes. YES. *reaches into junk drawer*

YES.

Ah, thank you. This explains why I hate Coke Zero and WOULD MARRY DIET COKE I LOVE IT SO MUCH. But only in the summer. On ice.

Gotdamn refugees tryina escape some war that is my constitutional right to invoke in some brown country to protect MY interests!

THIS.

Yeah, and then you find out some drug lord has her family at gunpoint somewhere. Not making excuses; I mean, she just got her citizenship in April—could she be that stupid?

Ooh. In.

Nope. I make an effort to stay out of circles like that. Not so far out that I can’t make fun, however...

It’s only on November 7. The rest of the time we good, right?