DAMN that is one sexy beast...
Thanks, guise. I needed this.
Aha! So YOU’RE the one responsible for Somalia!
Technically, I didn’t click on this link to read the article. I came here to see what you had to say, because I just can’t anymore with these people, and those people, and those over there getting beat up by their spouses and then getting deported for it, and those skanky 14 year olds tricking poor innocent white cops…
+1 for flapping, whistling meat reference
Checkers.
I feel for all the victims of pool-party-lovin’ 14-year-old girls. Evil vixens! Wanton slutty criminals! Won’t someone think of the menz?
20? Ha ha ha. Try 30. No wait, she’s in a wealthy white district. 20’s about right.
Ooh. She’s generating fringe. For the top of her surrey.
And some of those bread rolls thingies like all the other tables have.
Shy knee ann car ohm. WID NISMEE!
Shy knee and car ohm! WID NIS MEE!
You’re thinking ducklings, not ducks.
I’ll say...
The kids in my classroom have been playing this for weeks, hidden underneath the homework they’re supposedly doing. So I tacked one of the sheets (with a poorly drawn pentagram, natch) on the board with a note: “Dear Students: I am ignoring you. Love, Charlie. PS: Learn to draw a pentagram.”
No. Why iz dis? No. Dis not mine.
I’m sorry. I’d post a hug for you but Kinja is not letting me.
You done good. You’re in a good place. Now look at your values, and if helping others is one of them, find a place to volunteer. Icing on your beautiful cake.