*Mila reaches out and puts a paw on your arm*

Soup Suppers by Arthur Schwartz is also good and has suggestions for accompaniments, desserts, etc.

Funny you should mention that. I had a student this morning that told me she was hungry because “there is no food in the house.” She said her mom doesn’t make enough money to always buy food, but when there is food, her little brother and sister get fed first.

I think the “give birth to” part is all they’re concerned with. Who cares what happens to it afterward? Not their problem!

Pork wine.

Oh, you haven’t heard? Women bring on rape and beatings of their own accord ALL THE TIME. That, and they can “shut it down” if they get pregnant from that rape. The new and improved 2015 Victim Blaming™ kit is here, and just in time!

You DON’T want to know how she hexed that wee critter in there in the first place. No, no you don’t.

Scooch over. The bus is crowded.

medical aides

Well, yeah, sure. Imagine you’ve just spent the day mowing down an entire village, and you’re about to beat an exhausted but hasty retreat to the nearest beer cave when out of the corner of your ear you hear some Slutty McSlutterson wailing and crying over the bodies of her dead kin. I mean, who wouldn’t want a piece…

Well, it’s a good thing they arrested the mother of that 10 year old when she brought her daughter to the hospital with a swollen belly...she’s the real criminal here...her and that fucking 4th grade slut...

Sex woodwinds. Y’know, like that one time at band camp...

Problem is, restraining orders aren’t even a solution. It’s just a bandaid. May ameliorate the symptoms, but won’t cure it.

“Being scared for your safety and life - and the safety and lives of those you love, is normal. When he shows up with weapons or beats the shit out of you, let us know. Otherwise, just go sleep off all these Lady Feels - it’ll all look better in the morning.”

Uh, you can still get groomed and manipulated at 19. Not all of us had experience with relationships at that age...

Ooh, I haz one. What’s your address? I’ll send it via deliverycat.

Quit with the onions, okay? They are chopped. Quit!

Figaro good kitty. Good good kitty.