PARCC, or MAP?

You do know that diamonds in and of themselves have very little intrinsic value. It was a clever marketing ploy that created the demand for them (much like Hallmark’s Valentine Day or Sweetest Day), and DeBeers has vaults of diamonds that they release in limited quantities every year to keep prices up. Note that…

Oh, Kimberly Processes have never been bought *rolls eyes*...

God: “Every time you find a diamond, a woman is blinded by acid. Won’t you think of the acid?”

The kids and I were there about 15 years ago. The diamonds you find are not gem quality, but it’s fun to find shiny things in the dirt. We left the one we found embedded in the volcanic matrix to show to neighbors, etc. So if you’re thinking you’re gonna run off to Arkansas to go prospect for funding for your own…

Heck, I don’t even have to lift my shirt to flash someone, I’m so old...

Do NOT work for that principal. Been there.

Which states?

Isn't buying into a fraudulent arrangement to skip to the front of the immigration line a crime too?

tilde. it's called a tilde.

Trying to decide if I want that "QUIT PEEING ON MY LAWN" look...

I have wavy, dark asian hair (which if I pull back leaves all these gray kinky wires sticking out all around my face) and I tried using Lush's Caca noir about a week and a half ago. Ground it up, steeped it, let it sit wrapped up on my hair for about 4 hours. Nope. Still got the wires.

Shouldna worn those ears...

I always liked this one:

Here’s your science opportunity: wimmenz can shut that pregnancy thing down at will, ya know. And the only pill you need is the one you hold between your knees. Quit throwing it in the toilet, slutty mcslutterson.

Now you're implying that it was someone their own age that got them pregnant. And that they went willingly.

We make that dill dip, and put it in a hollowed out pumpernickel round, but we add chopped water chestnuts or jicama to the dip. Weird but good.