Wow. Some mullahs. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/20/wor…

...boiled till red and crunchy. Topped with chopped nuts.

Hate to say this, but in some parts of the world, yes.

...okay, I need to go...

THESE ARE YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS, PEOPLE.

Nope. Too crunchy. Allergic.

We used to call them GEEPS for the GEEP GEEP GEEP noises they made.

*pats bench* heh heh, sit here next to me...

I'm allergic to juice. Fruit is okay though.

I'm allergic to paste. Glue is okay.

Church of Lies by Flora Jessup documents the sexual abuse of children in the FLDS.

"Dis goggie iz so comfy futrest."

I have to tell myself that too—that the weight gain is an acceptable offset of feeling better. The change in affect on your face is far more noticeable than any weight gain. Like you, I was working out pretty hard for a while and still could not budge the weight, so I got some cute pieces in brighter colors.

No. Not enough. That fourth pic, though—"oof! move your fat butt! you're squishing me!"

I don't lie.

Be careful which chocolate product you buy. Fair trade all the way. http://thecnnfreedomproject.blogs.cnn.com/2012/01/12/cho…