When kitty somersaults, we ALL win...

Ah, okay. Thanks for clearing that up.

a) he may be able to lactate but he ain't gonna feed a fucking baby. Isn't that like saying when a woman gets raped, she can shut that whole pregnancy thing down?

Is that a Norwegian? He looks just like our Max.

You people (as opposed to you cats) do know that some scholars think that Mary was only 12 when God spoke to her...

I jus counten dem. Dis one. Dis two. Dis tree....NU NU NUUUU TOO MANY. Okay, I try gin. Dis one...NU NU NUUUU...

Blackie.

He doesn't. He already tried to hide what he did. No remorse whatsoever.

...the working poor?

You mean Curt from Boston?

cockroaches, not cockroach's

Ack! It's been YOUR panties I've been cleaning out of the cages!

Leave your water bottle in the car. Also, the linings of some canned foods have BPA.

If you go up, you'll be able to titrate back down. Since you're not coming off of them completely, you shouldn't have too many issues. So don't worry about that. Just hoping the increase will help with the intrusive thoughts. Keep us up to date here—we care.

Actually, you're a hero (albeit one nearing death due to your astronomical cholesterol count): whoever did not get their cheeseburger is alive today thanks to you.

Mr. Dengo had herpes. He was very boogery, and sneezed boogers a lot. He was very stoic about it, of course, and never complained.

Also not rape: that 10-year-old was asking for it. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/20/wor…

Not rape. She was nodding her head after I gave her that drink.