“Being scared for your safety and life - and the safety and lives of those you love, is normal. When he shows up with weapons or beats the shit out of you, let us know. Otherwise, just go sleep off all these Lady Feels - it’ll all look better in the morning.”

Uh, you can still get groomed and manipulated at 19. Not all of us had experience with relationships at that age...

Ooh, I haz one. What’s your address? I’ll send it via deliverycat.

Quit with the onions, okay? They are chopped. Quit!

Figaro good kitty. Good good kitty.

PARCC, or MAP?

You do know that diamonds in and of themselves have very little intrinsic value. It was a clever marketing ploy that created the demand for them (much like Hallmark’s Valentine Day or Sweetest Day), and DeBeers has vaults of diamonds that they release in limited quantities every year to keep prices up. Note that…

Oh, Kimberly Processes have never been bought *rolls eyes*...

God: “Every time you find a diamond, a woman is blinded by acid. Won’t you think of the acid?”

The kids and I were there about 15 years ago. The diamonds you find are not gem quality, but it’s fun to find shiny things in the dirt. We left the one we found embedded in the volcanic matrix to show to neighbors, etc. So if you’re thinking you’re gonna run off to Arkansas to go prospect for funding for your own…

Heck, I don’t even have to lift my shirt to flash someone, I’m so old...

Do NOT work for that principal. Been there.

Which states?

Isn't buying into a fraudulent arrangement to skip to the front of the immigration line a crime too?

tilde. it's called a tilde.

Heh heh...he said cut it...

Trying to decide if I want that "QUIT PEEING ON MY LAWN" look...