I have wavy, dark asian hair (which if I pull back leaves all these gray kinky wires sticking out all around my face) and I tried using Lush's Caca noir about a week and a half ago. Ground it up, steeped it, let it sit wrapped up on my hair for about 4 hours. Nope. Still got the wires.

Shouldna worn those ears...

+1

I always liked this one:

Here’s your science opportunity: wimmenz can shut that pregnancy thing down at will, ya know. And the only pill you need is the one you hold between your knees. Quit throwing it in the toilet, slutty mcslutterson.

Now you're implying that it was someone their own age that got them pregnant. And that they went willingly.

Poor thing. It doesn't know.

We make that dill dip, and put it in a hollowed out pumpernickel round, but we add chopped water chestnuts or jicama to the dip. Weird but good.

Wow. Some mullahs. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/20/wor…

...boiled till red and crunchy. Topped with chopped nuts.

Hate to say this, but in some parts of the world, yes.

...okay, I need to go...

THESE ARE YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS, PEOPLE.

Nope. Too crunchy. Allergic.

We used to call them GEEPS for the GEEP GEEP GEEP noises they made.