Pleez dont remoob dem. I use dem for hugs.

She was still a teenager.

Actually, I can see little stretch marks—they're lighter colored, shinier patches of skin. And, as you said, pulled taut by all the pressure.

Need a pic PLEEZ. Also, give your pooch some kitty smooches from me (but if you dare confront me I will deny it. DENY IT!)

This bee says it all about how I feel about humanity:

As a 4th grade teacher, I can assure you that we do absolutely nothing in class worth murdering me over. I do confiscate those little plastic pencil sharpeners you've managed to loosen the blade of, so maybe you're still pissed about that.

Uh, hello? If you were a REAL Catholic you'd know that there is NO gluten in the Body of Christ.* Transubstantiation takes care of all that. Of course, if you're vegan...

But seriously, what is worrying you? Is it best practices? Methodology? Curriculum? Materials?

I've been teaching ELLs for years. This is what I go by:

That...was...

Hey Mark: here's one from another thread:

I had sex in a tub once. Got a UTI and a yeast infection at the same time.

All I got is using the latest Calvin Klein underwear model as a crotch mule.

Ew no. I'm allergic to red.

I like those shoes. 10/10 would eat both.

Sluttlefish...shouldn't get so drunk...also, isn't that mantle a little short? ALL THAT MALE RESPONSE IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU WHORE.

This is true. I'm not sure why "we" haven't decided it's ours yet.