Blah blah blah.

How are you going to fear monger and hyperventilate 2 years from now?

This really helps paint a more complete picture of the mindset behind Jezebel. . .

Gave away four kills, who gets infected, etc. Hate it when trailers do that.

Forced labor? Like in North Korea?

When you kids finally get out of your parent’s basement and have to work for middle management you are going to have your minds blown.

Except they’re performers. It’s literally. Their. Job.

Unlike, say being a defense attorney?

Unlike, maybe being a soldier under a commander in chief you vehemently disagree with?

Unlike being a teacher having to enact the insane Dept of Education reforms?

Unlike. . . the list goes on and on.

Grow up, internet babies. The rockettes are paid performers. They perform…

I didn’t vote for Obama, but I had to implement the policies he handed down for 8 years. I guess I should have thrown a fit.

Do your job or quit. Who gives a fuck about your politics?

I didn’t vote for Trump either, but he’s the President and I’ll have to implement his dumbass policies. Or I can quit my job.

That…

He’s a fan of the love story in Krull, but thinks it needs fewer special effects, no cyclops.

Bill Clinton seems to have been a bit of a liar, a draft dodger, and a cheat. Just not being a bigot is the only thing that made you want to see him back in the white house?

The Left’s ‘well you did a bad thing so I’m gonna do something just as bad, that’ll show you!’ really demonstrates how they are the adults here. The mature ones. The real intellectuals.

Oh, thank goodness that progressive icon Tim Cook is there to save us all.
Because Apple certainly has the best business practices.

It’s a little sad that without your paper messiah, Steve Jobs, to worship for no reason at all you weird fanboys are trying to turn Cook into a new Jobs by thinking he gives half a fuck…

Wow that’s like something Gawker would have published...

This very website has drawn parallels between Trump and the Empire. . .

As someone who really, really didn’t vote for Trump it is depressing to also be a person say ‘jesus christ can we tone it down with the constant hitler comparisons? You’ve already hit the ceiling, guys, there’s no where to go.’

About as dumb as those folks trying to boycott American Sniper or getting all histrionic about that Red Pill movie, right, Eve?

He aint even in office yet. You’re going to give yourself an aneurysm before the mid terms. . .

The irony of Gizmodo creating list of fake and overhyped and underfactchecked internet stories is not lost on anyone.

I read this entire list like ‘hmmm, interesting, but do I have time to recheck everything the very, very reliable Gizmodo has found?’

Yes, lots of jezebel readers found Clinton really inspiring.

I wonder if it was her soaring speeches, her warm personality, or the way that she pulled herself up by her bootstraps and never relied on men in power giving her things?

You people are part of the reason why Trump is president. Thanks.

Yes, the truth with no hope, no solutions.

Imagine you are an out of work steel worker with two kids to feed and bills piling up. You want to hear her truth of ‘lol, I guess you can work at the dollar store now or something, I dunno, good luck with your white privilege’ or you want to hear even false hope from…

Democrats aren’t winning Texas for another couple of generations.

I’m guessing they will double down on denial and arrogance, try to shame people into voting for them.

It worked so well the first time.