Did you seriously just turn porn searches into a fucking identity politics rant? Are you a fucking joke?

Sorry, that’s a rhetorical question.

It’s just your life and your work that are fucking jokes.

Oh the poor ambassadors. Just what will this already well-off, international families do? Won’t someone please think of the millionaires’ children????

You’re not. YOu and the rest of the Jezebel faithful will all be dead of stress strokes before January is out. You people are already hyperventilating and thinking you’re living under a Nazi regime, what are you going to do when Trump delivers the State of the Union?

So sad to see so many blatant racist, homophobic, woman-hating, Klansmen. Every single one of them. Even if they don’t know it. Especially if they don’t know it.

Let’s all talk down to them as if they’re misbehaving children and explain how truly awful they are.

That will make them vote for our candidate next…

Trump is without a doubt the fakest human being ever. Except when you put him up against ‘smile never reaches her eyes’ Clinton.

That woman could say she loves her daughter and I’d look over my shoulder to see if there was a cue card and a producer there miming the words ‘emote! emote!’

Yet again, great choice from…

Yeah if only a few cities on the east and west coast could just decide the election, right?

That’s why I always brought a knife to a match. Very effective.

From the puritans who brought you ‘this is problematic’ and ‘can we just stop with all the sex, please!’ at Kotaku, now here is a list of sexy games!

Way to end the year on a high note bereft of any hypocrisy.

‘writer’ creates many articles about how problematic certain games are, just stops short of calling the creators full blown racists.

‘writer’ then includes said games in his favorite games of the year.

I know, sometimes I walk into a bar and lots of BLACK MEN are dancing to a song and I’m like ‘fuck, this racial group likes this music so I automatically don’t’

Then I got to my Klan meeting and write an article for deadspin.

I’m named after an author and I think that video games are art, too, but I’m sorry there is just something irredeemably dorky and selfish about naming your kid after a video character that you liked.

It’s just weird and not in that charming, geeky way.

People that give their kids weird names or call them fucking…

Pretty sure Serena doesn’t give a shit whether you ‘understand’ or not.

Is your problem that he’s a man, a white man, a cisgender man, or just not the voodoo doll in your Serena shrine made out of swept up barber shop hair, burlap, and bitter tears?

I like that. All men are scumbags. Well, no, there are some good ones. Some that aren’t bad like the rest.

Reminds me of racists southerners describing blacks or gays. . .

Bitter, jaded, and intensely furious at a cold and uncaring world that refuses to acknowledge how special you are.

Hello average Jezebel writer, what is worse than Hitler today?

The Right said Obama was the fucking anti-christ.

They thought he would be a totalitarian leftist dictator.

They thought he’d strip away the freedoms of certain ethnic groups.

No parallels? Okay. Great. Working hard to ensure a Trump re=election for next time?

Hillary Clinton supporters are solely responsible for our current situation.

Blah blah blah.

How are you going to fear monger and hyperventilate 2 years from now?

This really helps paint a more complete picture of the mindset behind Jezebel. . .

Forced labor? Like in North Korea?

When you kids finally get out of your parent’s basement and have to work for middle management you are going to have your minds blown.

Except they’re performers. It’s literally. Their. Job.