If you think Mark Twain would have been a Hillary supporter boy do I have some news for you. . .

DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!! ENDING!!!!!!!! ENDING!!!!!!

NUKES ARE LOOSE AND NO ONE IS USING MY PRONOUNS!!!!!!!

Hi Ashley, thanks for doing your best to get Trump elected president.

We’re all really, really grateful. Keep up the good work! Maybe you can get him re-elected, barring any nuclear holocaust!

Hey, here’s an idea, why not try for a third HIllary campaign? It has to work this time, right, Ashley? Who cares if it…

Did you seriously just turn porn searches into a fucking identity politics rant? Are you a fucking joke?

Sorry, that’s a rhetorical question.

It’s just your life and your work that are fucking jokes.

You’re just so cultured.

Infinite Jest on your shelf?

Condescendingly tell people about ‘real music’?

Know some token Japanese that you thinks impress people?

Especially Snyder’s murderman would negate the reason for any of the others existing. He’s already fought and killed a bunch of other Supermen so unless Darkseid himself is in this movie what would be the challenge?

Reading comprehension isn’t your strong suit.

(Neither is writing, by the way)

Marvel’s obsession with non-stop events every year is exactly why I went from buying 100 Marvel comics a month to my current count of 0.

Thanks Marvel, you helped push me into East of West, Black Science, Manhattan Projects, Sex Criminals, and Invincible.

USB controller is like 9 bucks off Amazon. All the games are free. . .

I know you get this cute little box and all, but you can buy a non-working Nintendo from a flea market for like 5 bucks, too. Just put it on top of your computer and pretend or something. You Apple crowd that is so happy to pay for pointless…

I don’t know Nicole, but I”m really curious to hear your nuanced and unbiased take on the whole thing!

I’m also a little glad that io9 is dying just so your sense of self worth is declining along with it.

Except unless you talk about how they are attracted to (you know, sexually) then how would you even know they were gay?

In the first two seasons the relationship tension let us know that these characters were attracted to each other. And that means sexual tension.

Unless you want some flamboyant stereotype that is…

Ah what kind of token representation will be put forward and just how many articles will James write about it being ‘problematic’?

Because they could turn all the main characters queerer than a 3 dollar bill and io9 would still bitch non-stop.

‘Sure they’re gay, but are they the correct kind of gay?’

‘Why aren’t…

Because these actresses are all 5'5'’ and weigh about 100 lbs so them grabbing a guy and suplexing him aint’ going to happen. . .

Just sing along ‘Nothing will ever make them happy! They’ll always find something to complain abo-o-o-ut!’

Oh the poor ambassadors. Just what will this already well-off, international families do? Won’t someone please think of the millionaires’ children????

You’re not. YOu and the rest of the Jezebel faithful will all be dead of stress strokes before January is out. You people are already hyperventilating and thinking you’re living under a Nazi regime, what are you going to do when Trump delivers the State of the Union?

Keep fighting the good fight, soldier. You are a real keyboard warrior! Blast them! Counter those arguments! Attempt to do a single push-up! Get those crumbs out of that weak beard!

Yeah except the ‘interpretation’ school of thought which now reigns supreme across all college campuses will tell you that it doesn’t matter at all what was intended by the original author. Only your personal opinion and worldview counts.

People on Gizmodo laugh when alt-right morons do this to Carpenter, but they…

#1 the dominant culture isn’t chinese. That’s why they only speak in Chinese sometimes, see.

#2 Firefly is one of the best TV shows of all time, but it is a hard-core libertarian’s wet dream. If you have actually seen it and don’t make that connection I would say you’re not part of it’s core audience and should…

I dunno, doesn’t your side love Star Trek where a diverse group of explorers exist because of their skill and not to fill a quota system?

Doesn’t your side supposedly love Zootopia which is the best case against affirmative action I’ve ever seen?

Doesn’t your side like the ultra-libertarian and rather right-wing…

Funny because They Live is diametrically opposed to the authoritarian, identity-politics pushing bullshit that Gizmodo revels in.

Controlling language, trying to subliminally influence people’s thoughts the ‘right’ way? Yep, welcome to Marxist Leftist politics in 2017.