Unlike, say being a defense attorney?

Unlike, maybe being a soldier under a commander in chief you vehemently disagree with?

Unlike being a teacher having to enact the insane Dept of Education reforms?

Unlike. . . the list goes on and on.

Grow up, internet babies. The rockettes are paid performers. They perform…

I didn’t vote for Obama, but I had to implement the policies he handed down for 8 years. I guess I should have thrown a fit.

Do your job or quit. Who gives a fuck about your politics?

I didn’t vote for Trump either, but he’s the President and I’ll have to implement his dumbass policies. Or I can quit my job.

That…

Wow that’s like something Gawker would have published...

Yes, lots of jezebel readers found Clinton really inspiring.

I wonder if it was her soaring speeches, her warm personality, or the way that she pulled herself up by her bootstraps and never relied on men in power giving her things?

You people are part of the reason why Trump is president. Thanks.

Yes, the truth with no hope, no solutions.

Imagine you are an out of work steel worker with two kids to feed and bills piling up. You want to hear her truth of ‘lol, I guess you can work at the dollar store now or something, I dunno, good luck with your white privilege’ or you want to hear even false hope from…

Democrats aren’t winning Texas for another couple of generations.

I’m guessing they will double down on denial and arrogance, try to shame people into voting for them.

It worked so well the first time.

I love how you list all the ways Trump was a horrible candidate, and he was, and yet your girl still lost to him.

Unbelievable.

That you buffoons didn’t listen to the actual adults telling you about Clinton’s weakness all along.

Thanks for Trump, Anna!

I dont like this one thing so people that do are weird. Should it be banned? It’s a real question to talk about. Let’s do kinja because I didn’t feel like having to write an article to get paid today.

About the same as you women do reading 50 Shades of Grey in public I’d imagine.

Oh thank God DnD is conforming to your puritanical standards.

Goodness, we couldn’t possibly have free nipples on the loose could we?

Thanks for helping out Best Buy’s viral marketing scheme to make a single person give a fuck that Best Buy still exists in the days of Amazon and Steam.

I’m not sure what’s more disgusting, Kotaku’s gleeful contribution to fake news stories or the fact that no one can make a good gesture anymore without putting it…

Good thing Hillary was such a shoe in, Hannah.

Thanks!

Clearly it’s her fault. Not buffoons like you who pushed a Hillary campaign even though plenty of actually smart people told you she wouldn’t win against Trump.

Nope, it’s Susan Sarandon. You nailed it.

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt you refuse to believe exists, huh?

Hillary didn’t live up to my standards.

I know man. I couldn’t wait for Hillary to become president and appoint a bunch of Wall Street hedge fund guys to regulate Wall Street and a bunch of oil lobbyists to be in charge of the EPA.

Things are so different now.

No one has survived Nicholas Cage. Why do you think everyone is going so bonkers? This is worldwide purgatory.

Less than their market value? Someone tell that poor Big Papi he was criminally underpaid. . .

I get your metaphor and it works up until then. Kind of like how you shouldn’t use the NBA as your metaphor to how disenfranchised black males are. . .

Yep. That’s Philly.

Yeah or the other grown up tweeting about memes. . .