I love how you list all the ways Trump was a horrible candidate, and he was, and yet your girl still lost to him.

Unbelievable.

That you buffoons didn’t listen to the actual adults telling you about Clinton’s weakness all along.

Thanks for Trump, Anna!

I dont like this one thing so people that do are weird. Should it be banned? It’s a real question to talk about. Let’s do kinja because I didn’t feel like having to write an article to get paid today.

About the same as you women do reading 50 Shades of Grey in public I’d imagine.

Oh thank God DnD is conforming to your puritanical standards.

Goodness, we couldn’t possibly have free nipples on the loose could we?

Know plenty of PHDs that voted for Trump. And an ER doctor.

This sort of total dismissal of the other side is exactly why Trump won. You people always calling everyone who doesn’t toe your line a moron (or racist, or sexist, or whatever) is what cost us this election.

The fact that you haven’t learned from your…

Yep. Thanks for Hillary, Rhett.

Really appreciate it. Good job.

Thanks for helping out Best Buy’s viral marketing scheme to make a single person give a fuck that Best Buy still exists in the days of Amazon and Steam.

I’m not sure what’s more disgusting, Kotaku’s gleeful contribution to fake news stories or the fact that no one can make a good gesture anymore without putting it…

Good thing Hillary was such a shoe in, Hannah.

Thanks!

Clearly it’s her fault. Not buffoons like you who pushed a Hillary campaign even though plenty of actually smart people told you she wouldn’t win against Trump.

Nope, it’s Susan Sarandon. You nailed it.

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt you refuse to believe exists, huh?

Hillary didn’t live up to my standards.

I know man. I couldn’t wait for Hillary to become president and appoint a bunch of Wall Street hedge fund guys to regulate Wall Street and a bunch of oil lobbyists to be in charge of the EPA.

Things are so different now.

No one has survived Nicholas Cage. Why do you think everyone is going so bonkers? This is worldwide purgatory.

This looks shockingly stupid. Like designed and produced by Brett Ratner.

But it has a woman lead so I expect io9 to pimp it nonstop.

Don’t use a noun as a verb. Stop Buzzfeeding.

Less than their market value? Someone tell that poor Big Papi he was criminally underpaid. . .

I get your metaphor and it works up until then. Kind of like how you shouldn’t use the NBA as your metaphor to how disenfranchised black males are. . .

Yep. That’s Philly.

Nope your candidate just sucked that bad.

Yeah or the other grown up tweeting about memes. . .

Yep you caught us. Another nefarious patriarchy plot. Got it in one.

I bet you’re really glad your mother and father weren’t criminals because then people would be ‘justified’ in bringing up their crimes whenever you are introduced for decades to come. We can reevaluate then.