okay.

I mean that would be nice, but I remember your kind lecturing us all about Brexit and how that totally wasn’t going to happen.

So. . .

If Hillary thought it would increase her chances of winning she’d munch rug and scissor in a heartbeat. If she thought it would increase her chances she’d happily pass laws that make being gay illegal.

The problem with Hillary Clinton is that all conspiracy theories have real legs because she’d burn this country to…

So if the game takes away all control then you bitch about being forced to watch non-interactive cut scenes. Or the developers give you full control and suddenly there’s a brand new game mechanic that they have to explain in the middle of all this dramatic stuff and you bitch about that (I’ve never had to do this…

He was good in it, just not needed.

If you want an all Japanese awesome Samurai movie just watch 13 Assassins.

What is it like not having a soul?

What?

Reread what you just wrote and try to explain that to humans.

I hope not. I can’t wait to bone my Lucy Liu bot.

That’s one of the big reasons I left my fiance. She was so fucking negative. We were sitting in a hotspring in Iceland and all she wanted to do was complain about the other people there. And that was 24/7. Jesus fuck.

Or maybe the shows are creating conflict, which fuels all drama, and people with far too much time on their hands and only first world problems to deal with are projecting their own self-loathing in an attempt to virtue signal to the world that they’re not as vile as they truly are inside?

But I’m sure you’re right. …

Holy shit. I guess you want to just set all of Gizmodo on fire right before you leave for a better gig, huh?

I kept waiting for the reversal where you revealed you were trolling us and linked us to three kotaku articles about stare rape, four jezebel articles about the fat-shaming robots on Westworld, and twenty io9…

If only such things were available on youtube. Some sort of ‘let us play the game’ type videos? Ah well, we can only dream.

Maybe no one listens because it’s self evident.

GASP you mean that a large group of people will always contain assholes? NO! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?????

Like, no shit, man. Welcome to the world.

Unlike fans of football, soccer, celebrity fangirls and fanboys, etc. etc. ?

Any fandom that gets big enough huh?

Including the echo chamber on your kinja?

Correct the Record pays in cash or bit coins? What are the hours like?

Does Correct the Record pay well?

Glad to see you’ve sold out since then.

I know, that MLK guy kept talking about civil rights for YEARS. Like give it a rest, bro. No big deal, right?

But you’re super cool, southpark. Tell us how cynical and wise you are.

Did Trump ever refer to young black men as super predators and encourage legislation that sent many teenagers to prison for life in federal pens?

Did Trump support and vote for multiple wars that have killed quite a few innocent, poor brown people?

I’m not remotely saying Trump is a good guy, but claiming HIllary is…

She was banned from facebook for having an opinion any doctor would have?

Your little cult of fat identity politics is the saddest, most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. Even compared to near toothless, hillbilly, methhead Trump supporters, you people take the cake. And you eat it, too. Then you talk about how proud…

So now you’re not even pretending not to steal from Buzzfeed?

Also ‘regular’ is sad here.

If I posted ‘regular’ men with neckbeards, saggy tits, and a belly that spilled over so far they looked like Peter Griffin I have a feeling people would say ‘damn son, put down the fork’.

Stop trying to normalize obesity. …