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Your comment triggered me and I was once raped by a Japanese person so your name is offensive to me. Either delete your name or I demand that Kotaku find a way to make you vanish from my sight.

Agreed?

Well I’m glad she survived this awful assault.

Those bleeding girls who’ve just been mutilated in Africa can finally breath a sigh of relief now that an American woman is no longer being groped by non-existent hands.

Their hands vanish in your bubble? Fine.
You make the other player vanish from your sight? Okay,

Whenever I picture your D&D group I just get flashes of 6 Britta Perrys sitting around a table all talking about the oppression of fictional gnome waiters.

Sorry the game triggered you by not offering you the one nuanced choice. The game maker’s mind reading technology for their BDSM game containing domination must have malfunctioned and they didn’t realize people who willingly played the game wanted to be dominated, but not too dominated in that one particular way, but

This is what you’re reduced to?

Overexplaining vines and worldstar videos. Wow.

Don’t let anyone say you’ve given up on your dreams. Never let anyone claim you aren’t a real journalist. You truly have worth in the world. You certainly do.

I can’t understand a single thing you-

Oh, you’re a Texas Tech alum. . .

Well, good for you! You keep making such good sentences. You good writer. Good Texas writer. You best writer.

Well except for all the liberal threats that ended up violently attacking Trump supporters outside of their rallies.

You buffoons did the impossible, you actually made me sympathize with Trump supporters who were just exercising their constitutional right to free assembly.

The Left has no moral highground anymore

As a white person who gets called a patriarchy supporting rapist by rabid assholes, I’m afraid of Hillary’s followers going unhinged.

I’m sure if HIllary lost she would graciously concede. Her and her supporters wouldn’t be screaming from the rooftops about voter irregularities and the need to opt out of the decision ala the losing side of Brexist (can we just take london out of England, please! let’s redo the vote! It doesn’t count, we didn’t

That’ll show em.

The pro-lifers who say you gals are all antagonistic, bat-shit crazies who are proud of your abortions really get proven wrong with that attitude.

It is a click baity headline. You know it. We know it. Everyone knows it. But you don’t care about changing minds or producing an in-depth piece that

People need to realize that sometimes good people get abortions.

And other good people are sad when they do.

Presenting something with some empathy goes a lot further than #tweetyourabortionLAWL!

There are some real basket cases on both sides of the issue, but mostly it’s just people. I know which side I fall on,

Objectification of male characters? Fetishizing gay sexuality? Implied lack of consent due to power dynamics? Cultural appropriation by playing this?

You’re batting 1,000 in the hypocrisy book, Cecilia. Congrats!

What sort of ass backwards promotion deal is that?

What could microsoft possibly get out of forcing sideline coaches ot use their tablets? Do they think the fans will say ‘dur, Bill Belichek has tablet, me get one, too’ and, even if some fans are that moronic (hey Patriots fans, right?) will that really justify 400

Yeah lower middle class southern white men are really setting the world on fire. They really do have it all.

The last successful desert war was when we beat Rommel in Africa! So it will work every time! Quick get the porters, the camels, the tanks and someone wire my honey to not do the jitterbug while I’m taking on Jerry!

Willing to risk the futures of others? Could you people be bigger drama queens?

know when the Republicans stereotype you as a bunch of chicken little pussies? Boy are they ever right.

As opposed to. . .

The person who only became a senator because she was boning a former President? The person who lost her first coronation to a Freshmen senator no one had ever heard of, a black guy with a muslim name? The person whose tenure as Secretary of State was markedly devoid of accomplishments (yeah the

Grammar includes syntax.


Plots and schemes are the same thing, Cersi.

Nice try calling someone else out though.

Uh, yeah the fact that she is so well liked by those insane conservatives isn’t a point in her favor. That’s pretty much exactly why actual liberals don’t like her or her policies. They’re all center right policies.