Lightning is a complex character? Are you retarded? Or is it just that she’s covered up in the FF version of a burka?

I guess that would make sense for you. All female bodies must be covered at all times because it is just so offensive *tearful hiccup* otherwise!

Yes, that’s truly ‘reserving judgement’. . .

I gotta say, that cast of characters sounds so dreadfully dull they better hope this game is pretty and fun to play.

What evil male gave her boob armor? This poor, oppressed little dove, I hope some white knights show up to save her.

I remember those brave men who wore clothes. They did so much to change things. Ever since that fateful day it’s been just Lebron everywhere, fighting for civil rights, speaking out, getting people organized to get out the vote, and putting his vast fortune behind community organizations and starting after school…

‘it’s made them mad and it’s making them uncomfortable’.

Great, what’s step two in your plan, underwear gnome.

Stopping traffic ‘starts conversations’ but does fuck-all to get anyone on your side. CK doing this has only started the conversation about patriotism it has and will do fuck-all to address the problems he…

But all those things require effort.

If I’ve learned anything after a life of being let down by the Green Party, Occupy Wall St. etc. is that ‘effort’ isn’t in the vocabulary of most of these brave people taking a stand (or a seat in this case).

It’s way easier to just do the bare minimum and have your agent put out a…

Someone might actually watch women’s soccer if they did. . .

The five people in attendance and nearly twice as many watching at home were surely shocked.

Yeah, I wish these people had showed up at Affluenza Boy’s house. . . I mean if we’re going to talk about gross miscarriages of justice and all.

Not shame, but regret. And for himself of course. But at least he will have to live with consequences (being on the sex offender register is not something that goes away or people are just ‘cool with’).

So at least there’s that.

While I might personally revel in this piece of shit being hurt, it’s good that my personal feelings don’t set public policy. If I think it’s dangerous and stupid for armed protesters to show up at BLM events, try to march on the White House, etc. then it is here, too.

People keep assuming that all these people with…

That’s funny. Not quite word for word but almost the argument I had with a Canadian ex who was always harping on ‘American Imperialism’. I finally just said ‘fine, if not the USA, then who? If the US wasn’t a superpower do you really think the world would all be holding hands in peace? Would you rather have Soviet…

He was heading off the ‘straight while male’ race card that all of Gawker loves to pull.

Haha.

Oh, China. You’d be endearing if you weren’t a little terrifying in your vast, jingoistic population with little to no regard for any other culture save your own.

Next time the Chinese dictator or whoever the fuck is in charge of that country (don’t know if you’re a rising power if 90% of the planet can’t name your leader, but whatever) comes to the good ol US of A maybe a nice full body cavity search by the TSA will be in order.

Then he’ll have to stand at baggage claim in JFK…

Agreed. You can still dislike the experience, but that’s a two day experience.

The last time I asked for my money back at the brothel after spending two days banging filthy whores they gave me a beating and then forced me to play to the Galactic Core as a punishment.

They were actually made into a very tepid point and click adventure game. Kind of Myst style if memory serves with a magic interface the devastated 12 year old me couldn’t figure out.

Those books are crazy.

Not as amazing as SoIF, but like a really cool mix of Tolkeen with multi-world stuff thrown in.

Loved, loved those books. The first true epic series that I ever read and I read them each at least three times.

Haplo and Dog.

Links? Source? Anything?
Google search emerges with not a shred of that.