So it’s a mediocre and unnecessary media property shoved out the door to capitalize on nostalgia rather than deliver a quality product?

Seems to perfectly capture the spirit of the remake.

+100

Eh, I managed to masturbate to it.

Heh. Pretty good! Since Sony tried to only include people they knew will give a positive review or having the friends of people involved with the movie write ‘reviews’ they’ve been ‘pretty good’.

Imagine that.

Hey I made a clay ashtray and according to the reviews of my family it’s pretty good!

Personally, I’ll trust…

You’re confused?

Newt is trying to position himself as more of a centrist republican in case he gets the VP nod to help shore up Trump’s obvious weakness there.

Aren’t you a political reporter?

Friggin’ duh.

Apparently the same as 50 Shades of Grey, according to Jezebel: old white straight men.

I’ll give you ladies a hint: we ain’t the ones reading this shit, nor are we the ones calling you sluts on whores on the internet. You gals take care of all that real fine yourselves.

Just like Cosmo, Buzzfeed, et al these things don’t have straight men as the target audience and they succeed.

So I think these cover stories were written for Jezebel readers because obviously someone is buying them.

I despair humanity every time a new Transformers movie succeeds or Kim Kardashian makes another…

High priced Korean escorts are about 400 a night. And they will let you do anything. ANYTHING. I’m just saying.

He’s got fifty thousand copies of Depression Quest.

What’s wrong with any of you people?

The Onion has a great video on how magical it is to play the new WoW where you play as a basement dweller playing WoW.

Even that sounds more exciting than throwing thousands of dollars away and ‘crafting’ trading cards.

BUt you’re telling another culture what to do. You’re telling racial minorities what they can make in their art.

That’s some real Ameri-splaining going on here.

I mean you might delve into why she has been lightened, say for the rise in skin lightening creams in Asia. Surely the fault of those dastardly white…

This President also really wusses out on this stuff.

THose yahoos in Oregon are still mostly free and walking the streets. I still cannot fathom NOT sending an FBI tact team in on hour 6.

“no negotiation, Earl? Okay, go Blue Team. Take no prisoners.”

End of story.

Well that explains the comment section of Jezebel.

Well, I agree that the bigots really hate Obama because he’s ‘uppity’ but I think we’re all forgetting just how they lost their shit over Bill Clinton. They accused him of murder and tried to impeach him out of the White House. Militia groups were fortifying themselves in bunkers to prepare for the New World Order.

The gay community, all the worldwide charitable groups, scientists, researchers, engineers, and poor students would like to respectfully disagree.

Gay marriage would still be twenty years away if the whole country wasn’t aware of how the whole country was basically okay with it.

But, on the other hand, there would also be no Kim K or Justin Beiber so you really have to wonder ‘was it worth it?’

Naw, stone age tribes all lived in harmony and never ever committed violence.

So?

I mean other than an academic point, so what?

All new technologies have had good and ill effects.

Centuries ago, you had to hope on a horse to go commit crimes the next town over and that might take you days if you don’t get lost in a blizzard! These days you can use these automobiles to travel quickly and commit…

That’s not fair. No one ever cared about the Knicks.

Isn’t that just ‘Allah Ackbar’?

As in Star Wars.