Get some mods man, or just flat out cheat engine it.

I still haven’t played 2, but beating the first one on regular difficulty was hard enough. If I play 2 it will have to have an easy mode because I can’t be spending 10 hours just replaying missions.

I think in my lifetime we’ll see the Olympics eventually being hosted in some dictatorial hellhole like North Korea. Or Kansas. Because eventually only those maniacs will be economically suicidal enough to destroy their own country for their egos and the notoriously corrupt Olympic committee.

Hmmm, I notice your cultural appropriation stealing Star Trek for your name. You know, Straight White Internet Style Men dreamed up Next Generation and wrote that episode, right?

But since we’re apparently being racist here I wonder why you think straight white guys have the monopoly on anything on the internet, must…

It’s only ‘complicated’ because people like you want it to be.

I wonder if we looked into Anthony McGlynn’s history of posts, tweets, etc. just how many ‘complicated’ and ‘problematic’ issues we would find?

The way you word this article it’s like you’re just baiting the gamergate crowd for clicks. So good job, I…

This is a non-issue, she’s a traitor because she stars in the big bang theory and that show is a goddamn war crime.

Self defense at what? The drunken brawl outside the bar you started?

I mean are you the kind of person who carries brass knuckles in your pocket. You know ‘just in case’.

Just in case you encounter a black thug I mean and you can really show him what’s what. Finally, that revenge fantasy will come to pass and you will…

Yeah, you’re the guy no one invites to parties because he shows up with a machete strapped to his thigh and a submachine gun in hand. You know ‘just in case’.

The stuff that seems cool and manly in the movies just makes you seem like a dangerous lunatic in real life.

Yeah, um, I guess none of these psychos have a knife for wood carving, cutting things around the house, etc.

I have a big bush knife in my car with a serrated blade! Or, as people on here would guess: designed to flay skin and cut through bone. I use it to fashion walking sticks when I go hiking.

Because I’m not some…

Do you work for the Chinese government? Just curious because you are very in line with their pro-censorship stance.

Maybe the Iranian religious police?

Right. Under pressure from outside groups.

A ‘choice’.

That would involve him seeing his own jiggly breasts which, as we now know, are a problematic part of American culture.

But you are happy campaigning and supporting the restaurant to eliminate menu options for the rest of us just because you don’t like them personally. To actually use your analogy. You are the guy in the Thai restaurant loudly complaining about peanuts because you have a peanut allergy so when you and people like you…

OH MY GOD. You are that guy.

you are the neckbeard in Japanese language classes.

Please come to Japan, Captain Charisma. You can see all the sexy Japanese girls and they will giggle about how cute you are, despite the enormous gut.

During my time in Japan it was always a blast when a new Beasy would come to town,…

A REAL woman!

I would give anything to see your OKCupid profile:

No they apparently listen to puritanical, pro-censorship SJWs like you. Which is why they changed the game, genius.

Well I’m glad you don’t have to stare at digital boobies. Tell those fictional vixens to cover up, if you please! This is a game centered on Japanese Idol culture which, as someone who has apparently studied Japanese intensively knows, has NOTHING to do with sexuality. Not even a little bit.

When you masturbate do you…

I mean when the censors remove stuff you never really know what you’re missing.

That’s what they tell the women in Saudi Arabia when they ask about this whole ‘driving’ thing or what we can tell our future children when they read the brand new, 4 page edition of Huck Finn:

‘Huck and worthwhile non-gender Jym went to…

Used to be everyone commented on the censorship in Japanese porn.

Now puritanical Americans can’t handle panties so we get a black void.

I guess from now on I get to tell the Kotaku SJWs not to get their black voids in a twist.

Then they’ll call me racist.

That computer generated animation is atrocious. I don’t know what you’re smoking, but this faux-cell shaded nonsense is certainly not better than the first Berserk. I don’t even care about the story or voice acting.

I just showed some people SPirited Away the other day and the animation is still stunning.

This CGI…

My cousin works right now with women’s studies professors at an Ivy league school and I still remember her saying them to be sexist, victimhood assholes of the highest level.

I mean it’s not as relevant as 20 years ago, but still. ..