Murder is as serious as it gets and she’s a legal adult, I’m just curious as to her financial status. I’m guessing lower class.

I only bring it up because a rich frat boy can get caught dick-deep raping an unconscious girl and he gets about 6 months. He’ll be out in time for yachting season.

I’m not saying she should…

Good on them. This makes me want to get the game to support a good developer.

It’s almost like that doesn’t really happen unless people go out of their way to provoke it in an endless cycle that insures they get plenty of saps like you to donate to their patreon.

So she’s so good everyone accuses her of hacks?

Welcome to equality. Despite how Kotaku wants to make this a ‘oh women are so harassed’ issue this just means you have a girl whose so good at video games she gets accused of cheating, just like the boys do.

THough I’m sure there will be fifty articles in the future…

Hmm Kotaku joins the offended crowd about Buttgate then gets clicks showing buttgate and softcore porn art.

Interesting new strategy post-Hulk. Kind of like when the Titanic is sinking below you and you start shouting ‘Hey each cabin comes with free wi-fi! Sign up now!’

I don’t care about Chinese ‘tastes’ as they can’t be any worse than the American movie public that has elevated Michael Bay and Zach Snyder to their current status. I only care about Chinese government censorship that HOllywood is happy to embrace as long as they get some funding. I care about the Chinese jingoism…

You sir are not.

You are simply not.

YES.

Also, the Raid 2 is even more jaw-dropping than the original.

Or Amber Heard since she was actually arrested for domestic abuse of a woman.

But continue with your cat-heavy narrative.


(whisper: they will never fill that hole in your soul, nor will the problem glasses or the poodle skirt)

Uh, you know he’s obviously sleeping with her.

An attractive 27 year old fantastically unqualified for a job that can’t even perform without her older ‘mentor’ in the room?

Yeah, they banging.

But apparently this Barbie actually does work. . .

She might put out more than 1 video a year.

The extra sad thing is the female game developer heroes of Kotaku, Wu and Quinn are both awful, awful programmers and project leads. Like they can barely do more than text (and even that not aesthetically pleasing, oh, sorry that was a ‘design’ choice) nor can they get anything out on time, under budget, or looking…

BUt I mean that assumes people are just breathlessly waiting to drink their urine in survival situations. Pretty sure this is a ‘last resort’ kind of a thing.

This would be like writing an article that says cutting off your own arm to get out of a trap can cause massive trauma. No shit. That’s why you don’t want to…

Well, alright, but if you’re stranded at sea I doubt you’re going to care that much that there might be significant bacteria colonies in your morning urine coffee.

Did you just make a Simpsons joke out of the Sandy Hook 6 year olds being murdered?

Tell Satan hi for me the next time you play poker.

Which is why all other first world countries have rampant ax murders and roving gangs of criminals regularly using knives to butcher people in the street right?

What you people say sounds very logical to middle schoolers with no life experience, but there is this thing called ‘the empirical evidence of reality’ that…

Your solution?

This argument is my favorite though. It’s like coming home to see the kids have painted on the walls and saying ‘well fuck they’ve already painted on the walls why try and stop them from ever doing it again in the future? Kids will do bad stuff and even if I tell them no or take away the paint one of…

It’s ‘liberal’ to want less people getting violently murdered?

Glad to know I’ve been voting with the right side all this time.

I’ve done that before. Even sent physical letters, petitions, etc.

All that happened was I got put on mailing lists to let me know the exciting (re: horrifying) things this dipshit was doing.

I’m still on Mitch McTurtles goddamn email list because every time I unsubscribe one of his Thai slave-brides somehow sends me…

WELL. ARMED. MILITIA.

Please tell us what militia you belong to, how you are sanctioned and regulated by your local magistrate and you shall be given your guns, good settler.