Yeah the rousing capitalist success story that is Russia is apparently raring to have some good ol USSR back in its life.

No matter what, it’s going to be a disaster, though. Because Russia.

I know, this rich old man who gets to sit on his ass and ramble on about sports all day has really opened my eyes to hard work and dedication.

Isn’t this a card game, though?

Not enough of those in the world. . .

I’m just going to archive all these articles to have them ready the next time a European talks about those ‘stupid, violent Americans’.

This is a media/entertainment conference, they ALL work in those fields. How can they be this goddamn bad at putting on a conference?

After a dam breaks: Hey, now is not the time to be talking about engineering and dam safety.

After a Zika outbreak: Hey now, let’s just pray about this until goes away, now is not the time to be talking about medicine.

After a congressman is caught boffing an intern: Hey now, let’s just go back to not talking about…

The return on investment for a congressman bribe is incredible.

You can put 50K into their re-election fund and they will repeal taxes that net you billions in profit.

So Kotaku supports a game based on brutal real life criminals that engage in murder, rape, human trafficking, and other forms of abuse?
In fact, it would seem to glorify all that.

In fact, it would seem to be in bad taste thinking of the recent mass shootings right?

Interesting.

Really? No one on Kotaku going to talk about the rampant sexism in yet another barely clothed green chick locked up against her will in this game?

Where is the agency? Where are the cries of equality and empowerment?

Please allow me to humblebrag.

Something tells me that ‘Dark ninja slayer’ doesn’t really get this whole ‘social interaction’ thing.

Yeah and that will work right up until people hit the brick wall that is actually learning the Chinese language.

You can get away with functional business English, but the cultural nuances of the Chinese language will be a nightmare for people to learn.

They can claim that this is the future all they want, but until…

They don’t go away, they just keep bleeding. It’s like a menstrual cycle for men.

Cant wait for the fat-shaming crowd to start crowing about this.

Maybe the mayor of London will ban the game because it doesn’t have obese main characters and apparently extols the virtue of healthy living.

Good list, but I’ll see your 2 examples and raise you EVERY OTHER ESCORT MISSION EVER.

They turned God of War. . . into a game-long escort mission. . . starring an annoying kid?

Fantastic.

Fuck. Thanks. Bye.

Deadspin good.

Adequate man not even adequate.

Except all throughout history no one has ever uttered the sentence ‘things really improved when the Russians showed up’

Knowing Putin. . . probably invade Poland.

Why not both?

Why not two heroes on opposite paths murdering everything in sight and you don’t know who is going to come out on top?