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And the entire world of relevant intellectual discourse breathes a deep sight of relief that the shining beacon on the hill that is…

140 million dollars came to Hogan so he must be a great guy.

I’m kind of hoping you’re bought by Rupert Murdoch or the Koch Brothers just to see your SJW heads explode into little bits of quivering flesh.

Will Stephen just leave or will he obey his new masters and write pro-gamergate articles?

You guys and io9 are the only good things on Gawker.

Move on over to a new site and we’ll follow.

Deadspin is literally the only part of the umbrella that did actual news and insightful commentary. It doesn’t hurt that you’re as funny as Cracked was back when Cracked was actually funny.

I hope Nick Denton sleeps in a…

At first I thought ‘whoa a racist rant on a sports-’ then I saw it was Fox and just said, ‘oh, you mean it’s a Tuesday?’

Why didn’t the president exit under and awning, Toby?

If this could happen to every New York cyclist once a day I’d be pretty happy.

Where is that one chick who is always railing against cars in New York? I’d like to see her having an aneurysm while trying to write an article about this grave injustice.


‘No carrrrrzzzzzz ennnnn Neeeeeeuuuuuuu YAAAAAAARRGGHHHH!!!’

So the X-men poster promotes violence against women but this game. .. not at all?

Okay, got it. Great. Thanks.

Who even cares about this series any more?

What could have been a neat story with an actual plot arc has now descended into. .. I don’t even know what. Can ANYONE explain the plot to this shit?

It’s the nadir of Japanese navel-gazing Evangelion style (let’s just lump a bunch of neat sounding words, phrases, and…

Because Bowie’s fans didn’t constantly talk about his race?

Just a guess.

Well, Cassius Clay is his birth name (so apparently his mother kind of liked it) and it’s an awesome, alliterative name. Not everything has to be a blow against the peaceful religion of Islam you know.

I call him Ali because that’s who he was when I was growing up, but just because Prince or Cher or Madonna changed…

I agree, but please finish this thought:

I just prefer to be with other white, straight people. I just don’t feel that comfortable with non whites or homosexuals.

Did your mind immediately leap to the Klan?

Or is it only not okay when white people say it?

So Ali mattered to everyone regardless of race? I agree.

Jezebel: You better remember he was BLACK. Black, black, black, black. That’s the only thing that mattered was how dark his skin color was.

Christ, can’t you people even mourn the dead without making it into an inter-sectional sophomore humanities class on…

Spiders and snakes are fine with me. But centipedes? I will and have run from the house. I’ve gotten my girlfriend to kill them for me.

Hundreds of tiny legs all moving in unison, a little segmented snake thing with giant jaws and eyes coming right for you? Nope.

Nope.

NOPE

Rifts is the goddamn best.

I barely played it, but I have every single sourcebook ever written. I just read them and marvel at the world-building and imagination.

Since my friends and I really didnt want to do all the math we’d just play ‘Simple Rifts’. Which had hit points and a die for damage rolls.

And that’s it. . .

Still, some damn fun Glitterboy fighting dinosaurs adventures.

Also, my friend had the James Bond RPG and he always made me be Felix. . .

Ali’s stand not to get drafted was not only a brave sacrifice for his career, but also, in hindsight, something a whole lot more people should have done.

My father grew up in a ghetto and he saw friend after friend get shipped off to Nam to die so a few of America’s old, rich men could win/get rich by sending boys off…

I would agree that you fight shitty speech like this with better speech, but banning them from everything because it’s ‘negative’ (from your point of view) speech is pretty Orwellian.

I’m guessing that in places like ISIS controlled middle east or Putin’s Russia or North Korea you’d be guilty of social ‘negative’…

Actually they’re referencing living in a free, democratic society where their personal rights and ability to express them are protected.

They’re not referring to the chilling echo chamber safe space people like you want to set up where all dissenting speech is shouted down with accusations of racism, sexism, and…

So you support doxing? You support public shaming, false accusations, physical violence? As long as the government isn’t doing it?