It’s what you get when you combine a dead-end, anonymous career in Cubicle World with the sensibilities of any cut-rate Renaissance Fair.

C’mon, Hoffman. Don’t throw away a lifetime of goodwill because you think you can argue, deflect, or excuse your way out of this with bluster and/or trite ‘it can’t be true because I did this’ responses. Take a moment off-camera, realize where this issue sits right now, and if you insist on staying in the public eye,…

“Haha! Pay no attention, folks! Hey, look at all that crazy stuff going on in New York! Crazy, crazy, right?? Oh, and lookit Carson Wentz in Philly! Exciting! And hey! Remember, NFL Cares, with us doing things for people or what-have-you. Just...don’t look at this silly ol’ game here.”, a panicked Goodell sputtered…

This is such a trashy, overdone rag, it’s hard to work up anything resembling envy, or lustful desire for a life I’ll never know. It’s more like looking at a catalog of items that I simply have no real feelings of, one way or the other.

On top of that, I feel like Wolfenstein takes a page out of the Call of Duty book of difficulty sliders. It doesn’t make enemies smarter a la Halo, it just gives them more health and godlike accuracy at ludicrous unfair ranges. I stick my head out from behind a tree trunk for a split second and I get one-shotted by…

Did we check if the stove is actually on or is the gas just running?

Yeah? Well, my Pirates claimed Nik Turley off waivers from the Twins! Nik Turley!

It might not be as good as it could’ve been, but seeing Robbie automatically makes it worth seeing. She’s one of the most versatile, gifted actresses working, second only to Adams, maybe.

Unfortunately, any ‘fun’ points Duke gains are severely outweighed by the sideline presence of the living embodiment of the exact opposite of ‘fun’.

Giants’ management is apparently finally getting on-board with all this ‘fantasy’ mumbo-jumbo that the kids are all into these days, and working their roster in that sort of fashion.

Stop. Just stop. The ‘apology after I’ve been caught’ statement is bullshit, and is like listening to the same stupid song over and over again, knowing that it’s stupid. These asshats abuse people for years, and never think twice about it, but as soon as they’re busted, they’re supposedly the most apologetic,…

Which, of course, will work, because it’s not racism, intolerance, hatred, pedo-fucking-phelia, identifying with genocidal regimes, or the inability to register the suffering of others that’s the problem. It’s liberalism. Period. Fuck this loser, and fuck the moronic losers who support and vote for him.

I would’ve never thought Andy Reid’s approach to the 2 minute drill/clock management would’ve been applied on a wider basis, but, well, here we are...

Because Donnie, his minions/lackeys, and, oddly, his hilariously short-sighted supporters see anything aimed at helping or protecting the 99% as a fucking atrocity, despite the fact that so many of said supporters are more than happy to turn to those same governmental agencies in their times of need.

+1 Stephen A Smith Don’t Question My Sources Invitational Bowl?

The COBRA Bowl

It’s more than a little nauseating to see just what the GOP will tolerate and promote in their distressingly successful war on decency. And frightening, too, because these short-sighted dipshits are willing to slit their own figurative throats so long as it appears that progressive thinking is being subjugated.

Maybe they should just create some more bowl games?

Because (a dumbass segment of) the people spoke, and made it known that they were sick of competent, mature leadership, and calmly bringing the country through some very difficult times, and instead wanted Leadership By Twitter, and someone who wasn’t afraid of tackling the most mundane, trivial, and inconsequential…

The only people who could possibly be surprised by this would have to have never developed the concept of ‘object permanence’.