Instead of reading the article, I went and found the old vids of Tomsula ripping a sly one in the presser, because that a more legitimate analysis of the Wickersham article than anything Simmons could write.

I discovered something a few minutes ago, that helped me understand a bit more of why shit is like it is—a Truminion answered another FB user who (correctly) criticized this abominable, disgusting behavior by arguing that ‘wasn’t it liberals who called Alabama a shithole just a short while ago?’. All they’re doing now…

Another reason why I’m picking cremation. In fact, I think I’ll just plan on going out in some kickass explosion and skip the middleman altogether!

This is the sort of excitement that I greet every morning with! Except in my scenario, the ankle never heals, the foot needs to be amputated, the team folds, and everybody feels pretty fucking stupid for getting their hopes up in the first place.

As a middle aged white man myself, and one who knows several others, I can confidently say that there’s room at the table for other perspectives. Trust me when I say that we really aren’t worth the confidence so many place in us.

On a side note, I can tell you from a couple of years of fantasy football ownership several years ago that what Saban did with the QB change took guts, man. I know exactly what that took to make that change. I been there, man. Me and Sabes, man. Yeah...

Well, to be fair, once he found out that his briefings couldn’t ALL be in coloring book form, he realized he was going to need a lot more time to figure out all these complicated words.

I vouch for adding the ability to question voters who continue to put these doddering types in the office, and have them explain what the fuck they’re thinking by doing that along with making their case for why they should keep the opportunity to bitch about how nothing in Washington ever changes.

As amusing as it was, I only wish she could’ve baited him into doing or saying something that would finally end the waste of time his show is.

I did not think such a thing! I did, however, think that a good way to see if the stove burner was hot was to slam my entire hand on it (it was), and that Andre Ware was going to be a great quarterback (he wasn’t). I’m not very good at predictions. Or analysis.

This is the type of ‘analysis’ not usually seen outside of mumbled conversations at a shitty diner on the tail end of a long, exhausting night of drinking. Good job, Mr. Analyzer Thinking Guy!

While it’s hardly surprising to see that a pro politician is selfishly in it for their own personal gains, it does illustrate the idea that those who can advocate and fight for groups like the 99%, the tolerant, those who are considered outside the mainstream and thus are rejected by those in power, or others, simply…

I would imagine that their hesitance is tied to a very real fear that if this information broke, Congress would effectively cease to exist.

Trump supporter/general idiot: “Yes, but will he keep the dirty immigrants out? Will he allow law enforcement to turn entire races into cannon fodder? Will he protect Christmas/the children/our precious, precious morals? Because that’s all that matters, anyway. I don’t care about literally anything else but those…

It’s the “Ha! Go fuck yourselves! Like you can do anything about it!” defense, which they can get away with because there actually is very little any agency or entity is willing or able to do.

I will guarantee that Lee is the type who complains about those ‘lazy’ types who are ‘gummin’ up the GODDAMT court system with a buncha frivlas lawsuits ‘cause they ain’t nuttin’ but a buncha GODDAMT freeloaders!’

A useless person, expelled from a useless Admin. How very fitting.

I think I’m going to specifically permit people to use my corpse as a body bag, a la “Critical” Bill in Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead. After they take everything they can use, of course. After that? Just cram some padding in there and get to punching, man!

As a white liberal male in the deep central south, I feel like an endangered species. Attempting to talk to people about this insane, irresponsible and toxic backwards thinking is like speaking to them in an ancient, forgotten tongue.

Oh, they caught it, but then they got distracted with riffing that “I don’t believe in tipping” scene from Reservoir Dogs over and over again, while Darvish threw BP.